Everybody hates everybody

Dontcha

Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me, dontcha wish your girlfriend was fun like me, dontcha. DONTCHA!
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:49pm
I know you want me.  I know you do....
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:49pm
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me. Dontcha!??!?!?!?!
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:50pm
You don't know my girlfriend!

(or my wife for that matter ;)
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
April 19th, 2007 2:43am
Are you watching the pussycat search show?
Permalink son of parnas 
April 19th, 2007 9:11am
No but pussycats of any specie sound really attractive at the moment.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 10:20am
You'll notice that as a follow-up to your gassy post that you garnered far less sexual attention than I believe you would have if the order had been reversed.

That would've been hilarious, btw..
Permalink JoC 
April 19th, 2007 11:07am
:)


I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'


In other news, I am fantasizing about a body-length tattoo along my back of a large wild cat--his/her paws wrapped around me and touching my breasts, tail flowing along the back of my calf.

Whaddya think?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 11:47am
Sounds awesome. Pretty big though. Do you have any small ones already?

I can't ever seem to come up with anything I want for good.
Permalink JoC 
April 19th, 2007 12:01pm
Nope. No small ones.  It is just a fantasy.  I don't think I could do a full body tattoo.  I want one though.  But not lifetime permanent.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 12:10pm
"I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'"

yeah I figured it was some sort of trap.
Permalink arg! 
April 19th, 2007 2:43pm

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