Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me, dontcha wish your girlfriend was fun like me, dontcha. DONTCHA!

I know you want me.  I know you do....

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me. Dontcha!??!?!?!?!

You don't know my girlfriend!

(or my wife for that matter ;)

Are you watching the pussycat search show?

No but pussycats of any specie sound really attractive at the moment.

You'll notice that as a follow-up to your gassy post that you garnered far less sexual attention than I believe you would have if the order had been reversed.

That would've been hilarious, btw..

:)


I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'


In other news, I am fantasizing about a body-length tattoo along my back of a large wild cat--his/her paws wrapped around me and touching my breasts, tail flowing along the back of my calf.

Whaddya think?

Sounds awesome. Pretty big though. Do you have any small ones already?

I can't ever seem to come up with anything I want for good.

Nope. No small ones.  It is just a fantasy.  I don't think I could do a full body tattoo.  I want one though.  But not lifetime permanent.

"I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'"

yeah I figured it was some sort of trap.