Tax the wealthy. Problem solved.

Dontcha

Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me, dontcha wish your girlfriend was fun like me, dontcha. DONTCHA!
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:49pm
I know you want me.  I know you do....
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:49pm
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me. Dontcha!??!?!?!?!
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 18th, 2007 9:50pm
You don't know my girlfriend!

(or my wife for that matter ;)
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
April 19th, 2007 2:43am
Are you watching the pussycat search show?
Permalink son of parnas 
April 19th, 2007 9:11am
No but pussycats of any specie sound really attractive at the moment.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 10:20am
You'll notice that as a follow-up to your gassy post that you garnered far less sexual attention than I believe you would have if the order had been reversed.

That would've been hilarious, btw..
Permalink JoC 
April 19th, 2007 11:07am
:)


I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'


In other news, I am fantasizing about a body-length tattoo along my back of a large wild cat--his/her paws wrapped around me and touching my breasts, tail flowing along the back of my calf.

Whaddya think?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 11:47am
Sounds awesome. Pretty big though. Do you have any small ones already?

I can't ever seem to come up with anything I want for good.
Permalink JoC 
April 19th, 2007 12:01pm
Nope. No small ones.  It is just a fantasy.  I don't think I could do a full body tattoo.  I want one though.  But not lifetime permanent.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 19th, 2007 12:10pm
"I'll remember not to post about my gastrointestinal difficulties next time I want some lovin'"

yeah I figured it was some sort of trap.
Permalink arg! 
April 19th, 2007 2:43pm

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