Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

I just smashed my thumb between two bits of firewood

SO not cool.

I can hardly type.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:01pm
wow, it worked.

::hides his voodoo doll::
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 8:02pm
That hurts.

I wouldn't do that again if I were you.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 8:03pm
WTF ... is thursday comedy nite on COT, every post.
Permalink Send private email PNII 
January 26th, 2006 8:06pm
Ow.  I did something similarly delightful last week when I was spending the night drunk at a hot girl's apartment (ala Mat Hall) and accidentally knocked over a large vase in the middle of the night which fell squarely on my foot and crushed one of my toes.

The funny thing was that I remembered breaking the vase but didn't really recall the part about it landing on my foot since it didn't hurt that much at the time, so the next morning I was freaking out about my nearly black toe, fearing it was either gangrenous or hexed by sharkfish.
Permalink bionicroach 
January 26th, 2006 8:12pm
Since buying the home I've been injuring myself on a fairly regular basis.

Luckily none of those injuries involved the chainsaw I used to cut the firewood last weekend.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:13pm
That should make for an interesting post.  Do most emergency rooms have WIFI?
Permalink bionicroach 
January 26th, 2006 8:18pm
Wait til he pounds a four inch splinter up his ass.  That'll be a story for the grandkids.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 9:37pm
...and yet, his blog is mysteriously empty.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 27th, 2006 2:36am
Hmm. Self harm.

/me reduces muppets ?odds
January 27th, 2006 7:03am
If Muppet gets a four-inch splinter up his ass, it will encounter plenty of competition.  His rectum is so messed up that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) already has an office in there.
Permalink Send private email Dana 
January 27th, 2006 8:49am

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