Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

The things I do for my wife

Today is our 6 month anniversary.  Our half-iversary, according to her.

So, today we happened to have a weather/local color guy in our lobby selling mugs with his station and our hospital's logo on them for charity.  My wife LOVES this freaking guy.  His name is Scot Haney and he's the biggest fruit imaginable.  If you've seen Bruce Almighty, where Jim Carey's character does the cookie and Maid of the Mist stories, he's like that.  He does those.  Corny jokes and all.

So today I stood in line to buy a mug, which he autographed for my wife, and take a picture, in which I look 80 pounds heavier than I actually am due to freakish angles of both camera and myself:

http://ec.whispersinthedark.com/stuff/photos/100_1277.jpg

She'd better damned well appreciate it.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
April 20th, 2007 12:06pm
You look totally different to how I imagined. I'm never going to be able to take a muppet rant seriously every again!

Fair play though, hope your wife likes the gift, you've done well solider
Permalink what are you reading for? 
April 20th, 2007 12:11pm
That picture is 100% not representative of what I actually look like in real reality.  It is, hands down, the worst photograph that has ever been taken of me.

I offer my vacation photos as proof:
http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.warner/OrlandoOctober2006
Permalink Send private email muppet 
April 20th, 2007 12:13pm
God, yeah, it makes you look a lot fatter than in your Disney pics.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
April 20th, 2007 12:14pm
> in which I look 80 pounds heavier than I actually am

Cameras never lie.

People just lie to themselves about what they really look like, and how the camera didn't capture it.

We all do it sometimes. Yes even me.  But when you begin to realize that you're lying to yourself...
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April 20th, 2007 12:15pm
http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.warner/OrlandoOctober2006/photo#5018436410173733138

haha, i love the bum bag thats made me smile :-)

But you're right those pictures do you more justice, but your still quite a smily person, not a ranter!
Permalink what are you reading for? 
April 20th, 2007 12:15pm
>>Cameras never lie.

Laziest troll ever.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
April 20th, 2007 12:17pm
You need a haircut
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
April 20th, 2007 2:32pm
And the pictures of Jim Henson's handprints from 1989 made me cry.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
April 20th, 2007 3:43pm
I can only see a limited part of my head in the mirror because, you know, that's where my eyes are.

I'm always a bit shocked by the rest of me when I see pictures.
Permalink Michael B 
April 20th, 2007 3:49pm
Hey muppet, don't fret about your extra weight, just think of it as more cushion for the pushin'!
Permalink Snoop Dogg Resident 
April 21st, 2007 5:08pm
which one is you?
Permalink $-- 
April 22nd, 2007 10:25am
He's the one on the right, red shirt.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 22nd, 2007 10:38am

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