Today is our 6 month anniversary. Our half-iversary, according to her.
So, today we happened to have a weather/local color guy in our lobby selling mugs with his station and our hospital's logo on them for charity. My wife LOVES this freaking guy. His name is Scot Haney and he's the biggest fruit imaginable. If you've seen Bruce Almighty, where Jim Carey's character does the cookie and Maid of the Mist stories, he's like that. He does those. Corny jokes and all.
So today I stood in line to buy a mug, which he autographed for my wife, and take a picture, in which I look 80 pounds heavier than I actually am due to freakish angles of both camera and myself:
She'd better damned well appreciate it.