Today is our 6 month anniversary.  Our half-iversary, according to her.

So, today we happened to have a weather/local color guy in our lobby selling mugs with his station and our hospital's logo on them for charity.  My wife LOVES this freaking guy.  His name is Scot Haney and he's the biggest fruit imaginable.  If you've seen Bruce Almighty, where Jim Carey's character does the cookie and Maid of the Mist stories, he's like that.  He does those.  Corny jokes and all.

So today I stood in line to buy a mug, which he autographed for my wife, and take a picture, in which I look 80 pounds heavier than I actually am due to freakish angles of both camera and myself:

http://ec.whispersinthedark.com/stuff/photos/100_1277.jpg

She'd better damned well appreciate it.

You look totally different to how I imagined. I'm never going to be able to take a muppet rant seriously every again!

Fair play though, hope your wife likes the gift, you've done well solider

That picture is 100% not representative of what I actually look like in real reality.  It is, hands down, the worst photograph that has ever been taken of me.

I offer my vacation photos as proof:
http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.warner/OrlandoOctober2006

God, yeah, it makes you look a lot fatter than in your Disney pics.

> in which I look 80 pounds heavier than I actually am

Cameras never lie.

People just lie to themselves about what they really look like, and how the camera didn't capture it.

We all do it sometimes. Yes even me.  But when you begin to realize that you're lying to yourself...

http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.warner/OrlandoOctober2006/photo#5018436410173733138

haha, i love the bum bag thats made me smile :-)

But you're right those pictures do you more justice, but your still quite a smily person, not a ranter!

>>Cameras never lie.

Laziest troll ever.

You need a haircut

And the pictures of Jim Henson's handprints from 1989 made me cry.

I can only see a limited part of my head in the mirror because, you know, that's where my eyes are.

I'm always a bit shocked by the rest of me when I see pictures.

Hey muppet, don't fret about your extra weight, just think of it as more cushion for the pushin'!

which one is you?

He's the one on the right, red shirt.