Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Women who get spermed in healthier?

I remember coming across an article awhile back that said women who have men ejaculate inside of them regularly (no condoms) are healthier/happier.

Was this just a vivid hallucination or do you remember this article too?
Permalink Michael B 
April 21st, 2007 12:20am
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/04/22/1145344320257.html?page=fullpage
Permalink Send private email Сергей РахманиноB 
April 21st, 2007 12:23am
must have been some catholic to write that
Permalink iwan 
April 21st, 2007 6:14am
Those studies sound flawed.  How do you get a reliable control group?  And where did they find a group of women who never use condoms and are thus exposed to sperm?

This sounds like anecdotal evidence + a whole lotta wishful thinking.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 21st, 2007 8:54am
No it's actual scientific studies, not anecdotal evidence.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457

Bad news for lesbians I guess? No wonder they are so grumpikins!
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 11:01am
You have a point.  I don't know why they're so grumpy.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 21st, 2007 11:58am
Hmm, makes sense.

Shooting semen anti-depresses me too.
Permalink Michael B 
April 21st, 2007 12:07pm
Isb't this entirely predictable from evolutionary sexual selection?
Permalink Billx 
April 21st, 2007 12:36pm
>>I don't know why they're so grumpy.

DUH, because they don't get any fucking dick.  This is the easiest question I think I've ever heard.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
April 21st, 2007 10:21pm
Muppet, that's ridiculous.  They don't WANT dick, and if they do, it comes in handy silicone form.

Given your theory, gay men would be also grumpy because they don't get any pussy.  Yet most gay men seem pretty upbeat to me.

Lesbians are grumpy because they're not getting enough sex, and because they live in a community that's so politically correct it puts you to sleep. Take a look at the exciting theme of tomorrow's potluck:

"In the spirit of Earth Day, bring a used item (or several) of feminist or lesbian content or theme to exchange. Examples: t-shirt, book or other reading material, music, jewelry.

Optional: bring a dish with a dinner or dessert item, and your own favorite beverage.

No smoking anywhere in the house or on the property."


I'll pass.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 22nd, 2007 3:10am
> Given your theory, gay men would be also grumpy because they don't get any pussy.  Yet most gay men seem pretty upbeat to me.

Gay men are upbeat because they get the MOST dick. Muppet's theory still holds.
Permalink hello. 
April 22nd, 2007 3:14am
OK, Hello., then why aren't straight men grumpy?  Because they HAVE dicks? 

...

I should show up at that stupid potluck with used sex toys.  Those are items of lesbian content, no?

God that would be funny.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 22nd, 2007 3:17am
Hm, I don't know why straight men aren't grumpy. I don't know if grumpy even applies to straight men until you are 70 years old. Most of us are simple beasts with a very flat spectrum of emotions that ranges from sexual frustration on one end to "it took a while to get over that hangover" on the other end.
Permalink hello. 
April 22nd, 2007 3:41am
Also, did you read that Dan Savage article about what lesbians actually do when they get together? I think it was Dan Savage; it might have been the other local sex columnist.

Pretty much explained that serious lesbians don't have sex at all; they watch DVDs and eat tons of carbs. The article was like a fly-on-the-wall at a lesbian date. The couple in the date had two bags of doritos and a big container of cream cheese. They ate the bags of doritos, dipped in cream cheese, until the pizzas showed up. It seems that die-hard lesbianism not only makes you grumpy, it could possibly lead to obesity, poor complexion, and even heart disease.
Permalink hello. 
April 22nd, 2007 3:56am
The theory seems to cover all available data. They do call them 'gay' after all, correct? The reason they are so chipper is the regular doses of natural antidepressant injections. Next happiest are women who get that injection. Then come hetero men, who get some of their own on their dick - don't pull out too quick afterwards guys. And at the bottom are those who don't get any of the hormonal treatments, for whatever reason.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 22nd, 2007 4:05am
You guys are demented.
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April 22nd, 2007 6:47am

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