Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

NASA Scientist was 'loner' says neighbor

NASA Engineer and Mass-murderer Bill Phillip's house had no furniture in it. He was 'friendly' but had no friends.

And then he went mad.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 10:59am
Shoot, how many people do you have to shoot these days to make it a "Mass" murder?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
April 21st, 2007 12:22pm
Two! So someone else and yourself, and you go down in the history books.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 12:40pm
Rereading this, I meant to say 'oneself' not 'yourself', I was just speaking in general and not to any specific person. The Lott study before used a size of 2 to designate mass-murder, but they also pointed out that they tried different sizes in their analysis and they all gave the same results. The Australian study set a size of 5 for a 'mass-murder' event.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 1:38pm
The USA Bureau of Justice Statistics defines a mass murder as "[involving] the murder of four or more victims at one location, within one event."
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
April 21st, 2007 5:52pm
obviously the government needs to start inspecting homes to see who has furniture.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
April 21st, 2007 6:36pm
Excellent suggestion. We need another national database for that.

I love all this Big Brother surveillance. It puts food on the table for developers.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 6:54pm
Sure but the same wikipedia page where you got the tidbit about the Bureau of Justice Statistics also says "Mass murder (massacre) is the act of murdering a large number of people, typically at the same time, or over a relatively short period of time. Mass murder may be committed by individuals or organizations."

Now, two is a relatively large number, so 2 deaths definitely qualifies.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 21st, 2007 6:56pm

This is the definitive reaction to a bad work performance review.

Be nice to your nuts.
Permalink trollop 
April 21st, 2007 11:02pm
No, really, my furniture is just still in storage! I've been really busy, you see, and traveling and everything, and I just haven't had time ... and I have friends, they just, umm, they live really far away and we don't connect much ... but, er, no ...
Permalink Send private email Mongo 
April 22nd, 2007 11:11am

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