I spent half an hour looking for my glasses this morning, Sushi watching me all the while silently from his crate by the wall, until I finally gave up and went to work without them.

An hour later, with my eyes burning and my head throbbing, I got a call from my wife. She had just taken Sushi in from his walk, and the minute he was out of the harness, he trotted off to some other part of the house and returned in a proud strut, his nose in the air, with my glasses perched in his teeth. She said he looked very proud of himself.

The little bastard.

This is why you should have let the dog out of his crate while you were looking.  Then he'd have shown you the glasses.

Yeah he knew where he put them.

Funny.  When OTHER people merely MENTION a topic that's appeared on slash-dot, or heaven forbid 'Blah', they IMMEDIATELY get a "Repost Dildo".

But Muppet doesn't merely "Mention" things, he cuts-and-pastes entire paragraphs. 

I hereby nominate Muppet as the head Repost-Dildo.  Long may he reign.

Err.. OK.

He posted this on slashdot, too?  Their standards have really fallen.

Erm. I've never seen a repost dildo for anything cross-posted.

STH, you visit Electric Chipmunk?