http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

"Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"."

I hope this is from the Onion or something.  Speechless.  Here are my thoughts on Hollywood gone green.  In between Hollywood movie gigs, the bored hollywood elites with a lot of money and too much free time consider helping normal people too small a problem so using the Hollywood brain (saturated with coke, booze, and other chemical substances), they have come up with "Earth big, earth has fever, me help earth".  So, we will parade around pretedning to help the planet; but in reality we are just trying to support our massive egos.  If we can act in crappy movies and get paid a lot to do so, we can certainly cure the earth of it's fever.

Now, with that being said.  There can be hope.  If Cheryl Crow decides to go to MIT and enroll in environmental sciences, biology, chemistry or some other science and comes back with a series of papers on the subject, I might pay attention.  Or, she can interact with other scientists and pass legislation for clean air projects, clean water projects, improve fuel efficiency standards. You know, things that were researched by serious engineers, scientists on the matter.

So now we know why Lance Armstrong dumped her.  It's because she yelled at him for using too much toilet paper.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurie_David

I was even expecting a serious bio from Laurie David; but surprise, surprise she was not an Motiva environmental scientist engineer.

"She began her career in New York City as a talent coordinator for the David Letterman show."

Why don't we all just hook ourselves up to reusable colostomy bags and catheters, and then we won't need toilet paper at all!

Thank heavens for people like Sheryl Crow.

The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.

haha, thats a tough crowd right there.

Stop Global Warming College Tour? wtf !!!

Stop Making Shit Music, thanks

Hey, how about this: stop making paper from fucking trees, so people won't have to wipe their ass with the lungs of the planet?  I know it sounds crazy, but...

"So now we know why Lance Armstrong dumped her.  It's because she yelled at him for using too much toilet paper."

LOL

++xampl (Props!)

"Hey, how about this: stop making paper from fucking trees, so people won't have to wipe their ass with the lungs of the planet?  I know it sounds crazy, but..."

What? You want us to make 'em outta dope? Dope fields everywhere. That'd be nice wouldn't it? Freakin' hippies...

Hmm. Paper.  Old leaves.  Hemp.

Pretty much any of them is preferable to the method used in Islamic countries.

(can of water and your left hand)

I was thinking earlier, maybe she's deluded into thinking that everyone has bidets everywhere they use the bathroom, too?

1 square!? I'd have to literally eat bran and cheese all day long.

A guy on the radio this morning joked that he wasn't shaking hands with anyone anymore until he asked if they were a Sheryl Crow fan. *grin*