Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

The real reason why Ford is stopping minivan production

... is because the Windstar just didn't look all that good with airbrushed orgasmic Indian princesses on it.

http://www.hotrodphotos.co.uk/images/images.ChelseaDayCruise1979/'Vanpire'%20Escort%20van.jpg
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January 26th, 2006 8:02pm
regexp can't cope with apostrophes
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January 26th, 2006 8:04pm
Crap. The url stinks.  Now the whole joke is wasted.
OK, let's try again anyway.


... is because the airbrushed cover of Ozzy's "Bat out of Hell" album cover didn't look that good on it.

http://www.snakespaint.com/album/autos/van.sized.jpg
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January 26th, 2006 8:06pm
Isn't that Meatloaf?
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January 26th, 2006 8:07pm
That was Mealoaf, you big balogna.
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January 26th, 2006 8:07pm
HUYH.. LIKE A BAT OUT OF HEY-ELL.. HUYH HUYH... ::warble::
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January 26th, 2006 8:07pm
I totally suck tonight. 
Yes, it was Meatloaf.

And I'm not even going to try and recover with a follow-up how Windstars also looked bad with airbrushed bikini-clad Viking goddesses riding chariots being pulled by matched teams of timber wolves.

sigh.
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