Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Apparently the Canucks won game 7

The noise is pretty amazing.

I missed the game, though.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
April 24th, 2007 12:03am
Sweet.
Permalink Send private email Wayne 
April 24th, 2007 12:17am
4-1.

Dallas' ass was kicked royally. Arrogant motherfucking American douchbags.

They can now go back to Texas to fuck their little sisters.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 24th, 2007 12:27am
Trevor Linden fucked all Dallas' team members in the ass bareback. They were all bleeding from rectum while they were leaving GM place.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 24th, 2007 12:28am
Anaheim WILL DESTROY CANUCKS. You will see.
Permalink Not a hockey fan 
April 24th, 2007 12:32am
Not a hockey fan:

There will be another round of assfucking our American brethrens pretty soon.

Encourage them to buy quality vaselines. We are coming babe and our ding dongs are swinging left and right awaiting some actions.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 24th, 2007 12:48am
Kings and Canucks are my two favorite teams, but I also like Anaheim.  I would like to see Teamu Selanne hold the cup. 

I've always been partial to Vancouver but it killed it a bit when they let Bertuzzi go, and some of their fans thought that was a good move (for hockey reasons) - I liked Bertuzzi.

Ducks will beat Vancouver.  Luongo is a great goalie, but the Ducks have two of their own, and Pronger will shove it down their throat.  haha.

Still, I get to see my two favorite teams left, so it's win-win, but not much to see really, Anaheim is better head-to-head even though Vancouver got all the calls and Anaheim got none last time Vancouver beat them in OT.  Ducks were playing nice, in 3rd gear.  The games will be tight, may go 6 games, but make no mistake of the outcome.  Game 7 would be in Anaheim anyway, so it's pretty much a wrap.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
April 24th, 2007 3:19am
woah, denman has an interest outside of anti-semitism? sweet!
Permalink hello. 
April 24th, 2007 3:45am
Regardless of who wins, I thought Dallas matched up better against Anaheim.

It seems to me like it's hard to beat the Ducks on talent.  Vancouver is pretty close, but a shutdown-style team like Dallas should have stood a better chance, IMHO.

I just don't see the Canucks as the same team without Bertuzzi.  They had a chemistry.  Bertuzzi doesn't really fit on the Red Wings, either.  sad, sad, sad.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
April 24th, 2007 3:45am
Linux

Fuck Bertuzi - Sedin Brothers will line up all ducks in a row and will baraback them one by one.

The cup is ours.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 24th, 2007 5:21am
Before you get all nationalistic about kicking American ass, maybe you should call some friends in Calgary and see how they're feeling about that.  I seem to recall that there was something about a season ending there, and an American team going on to the second round.

Don't mess with the damned octopus.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
April 24th, 2007 10:31am
lol, I'm not worried about the Sedin brothers.  I'm worried about players like Naslund, Salo, Ohlund (I know, the last two are only defensemen).  Matt Cooke is their come through guy at the net (excellent at that) and Morisson is the the master of not getting called for obvious penalties, and an excellent shooter.
Permalink LinuxOrBust 
April 24th, 2007 12:15pm
And then Linden knows when and where to shoot, but sometimes he misses.  He's really dangerous because he has the most experience out there.
Permalink LinuxOrBust 
April 24th, 2007 12:17pm

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