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war on terror is a bullshit lie

For example: a few months ago I read two unrelated articles - one that tallied the number of terrorism related deaths in the USA over the last ten years, the other that tallied the number of deaths caused by deer-vehicle crashes in the same time span. While reading the deer article I made a surprising connection: For nine of the last ten years, deer have killed more people on American soil than terrorists (2001 being the exception).

http://www.fraudwasteabuse.com/2007/04/in-god-we-trust-all-others-bring-data.html
Permalink reddit dildo 
April 27th, 2007 10:24pm
Are you saying deer are terrorists?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
April 27th, 2007 10:30pm
Hi, I'm Philo and I voted republican.  You can thank me for this fucking mess.
Permalink lofo mofo 
April 27th, 2007 10:33pm
So where is our war on deer?
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April 27th, 2007 10:35pm
>[Mitt Romney] Said the country would be safer by only "a small percentage" and would see "a very insignificant increase in safety" if al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden was caught because another terrorist would rise to power. "It's not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person," Romney said.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/04/26/politics/p131443D20.DTL&type=politics

I see. So a person can murder 3000 Americans and the republican'ts can't be bothered to hunt the murderer down? Because some other bambi would come along? Then what the fuck was the real reason for invading Iraq and Afghanistan? Oh yeah, it was oil for their cronies.
Permalink Peter 
April 27th, 2007 10:36pm
"Hi, I'm Philo and I voted republican.  You can thank me for this fucking mess."

Hey, some of us can admit our mistakes. I wish your parents would.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
April 27th, 2007 10:43pm
Heh.  Philo voted for Bush. Both times.  tsk.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 28th, 2007 12:10am
> For nine of the last ten years, deer have killed more people on American soil than terrorists (2001 being the exception).

Incontrovertible proof that the War on Terror works!
Permalink Send private email Impractical Economist 
April 28th, 2007 12:44am
> For nine of the last ten years, deer have killed more people on American soil than terrorists (2001 being the exception).


Hmm...where's Elmer Fudd when you really need him?
Permalink Full name 
April 28th, 2007 2:31am
"Philo voted for Bush. Both times."

You know what amazes me? I mentioned once that I voted for Bush in 2000, and everyone remembers that. Then in 2004 I promised to vote Democrat and I did vote for Kerry, and I've ranted about it so many times since, but nobody ever remembers that bit.

Maybe anyone who thinks I voted for Bush twice needs to reexamine your worldview and how you pigeonhole people instead of actually thinking of them as individuals. Especially since a few of the people who do it are ones that rail at having that done to them...
Permalink Send private email Philo 
April 28th, 2007 12:34pm
Come on, Philo, stop it already. You're making too much sense...
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April 29th, 2007 11:18am

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