Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

Happy Canada day to you Canadians

the nation consumed with inferiority complex. Stop trying to figure out what the fuck it means to be Canadian every fucking year before July 1st. And you wonder why you are not taken seriously as a nation because you are retarded.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 2nd, 2007 2:53am
We had fun, went to Canada Place where they had 7 different jumpy castles set up, we spent a couple hours there.  Ate a bit, then drove back to the same area to watch the fireworks.  We actually got a spot where we could watch from the car, so we had the music, hot chocolate, our daughter stayed bundled up in her seat.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 2nd, 2007 3:34am
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
July 2nd, 2007 3:55am
> They won't obey their parents

Because they are idiots.

> They just want to fart and curse!

It's good free fun.

> No, blame Canada

Ah, that must be it.

> And now he's off to join the Klan!

Someday he'll get a Klu.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 2nd, 2007 10:54am

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