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Sex underachiever

Women like me, but I'm not good in sex. It's easy to get them to bed, even the prettiest and sexiest of them, and normally it's OK until the kissing, petting stage, but when it come to the real-deal, oftentimes I underperform.

What to do?
Permalink Yogi Bear 
July 5th, 2007 6:47am
Ask for advice on an Internet forum for nerds, obviously.
Permalink Send private email Colm 
July 5th, 2007 6:51am
What does "underperform" mean exactly?

And like Colm said, I'm sure there are many other web sites where you could get more useful information on this sort of thing than here.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 5th, 2007 6:54am
hahahahaha
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 5th, 2007 6:56am
If you're having trouble with your cock there's plenty of alternatives
Permalink Billx 
July 5th, 2007 7:17am
Hey why don't you call me do the dirty job ?
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 5th, 2007 7:18am
Well, what does it mean to underperform?

Can't get it up?  Can't keep it up?  Too inept to satisfy the girl? 

If "Yogi" can get these girls so easily, why doesn't he ask them for some pointers?  It's all about communication.  If you can't talk to the person you're having sex with, how good could it possibly be?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 5th, 2007 7:25am
do.no.feed.the.troll.please
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
July 5th, 2007 7:27am
Oh, come on.  It's more fun to talk about sex than Israel.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 5th, 2007 7:27am
but the guy won't talk back, trust me. I doubt he even bothers to read the replies.
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
July 5th, 2007 7:28am
I'm just wondering if/when the OP is going to start blaming Israel for his 'underachievement'. :-P
Permalink Full name 
July 5th, 2007 7:31am
The secret is "Look Boo Boo, picanic baskets!"
Permalink man on the stair 
July 5th, 2007 7:58am
I read the reply Mr. Borg :-).
Underperform means..it's not worth their excitement :-).
They remained friends but only certain percentages of them will want to sleep with me again. Maybe they're laughing behind my back with their friends. Fortunately I'm travelling a lot so it's not like I will lose potential sleepmate.
Permalink Yogi Bear 
July 5th, 2007 9:52am
Might want to talk with them, find out what they like.  Might try limbering up the tongue, and not talking.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 5th, 2007 9:55am
Yogi, sex is like a  conversation, except between two or more bodies. If one person does all the talking with no regard to what the other person is saying, it is bound to end up in disaster. Same thing for sex.

Be more aware. No really. Every woman is different, and will respond in different ways to the same stimulus. Find out what is working with the woman you are with. Asking helps, sometimes. Noticing her body react is better.

Improve foreplay. No really. Kissing, stroking gives you time figure out what buttons to press, before you commit. Oh yeah, and it heightens her sense of anticipation. Do it right and you are halfway there.

Sex is not about penetration, and dropping your load. If that's all you want to do, then have a wank, and don't waste her time. Approach it with the mindset that your sole goal is to please her. Dropping your load (for most men) is easy, but women take more time to get warmed up. If you can bring her to the point of orgasm before sticking it in, you are a made man.

Having said that, there are plenty of techniques for improving your longevity too. I will leave it to you to google that.

One more thing, even when penetration happens, you still have two hands, and a mouth to continue stimulating other parts of her anatomy.
Permalink Send private email Tapiwa 
July 5th, 2007 10:45am
> Might try limbering up the tongue, and not talking.

I done already said that!
Permalink man on the stair 
July 5th, 2007 11:08am
"Underperform means..it's not worth their excitement"

What the fuck does that mean? Are you telling us that you come before the woman does?
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 5th, 2007 11:14am
Thanks Tapiwa, and other too.
Permalink Yogi Bear 
July 5th, 2007 11:23am
> What the fuck does that mean? Are you telling us that you come before the woman does?

He's saying it's not good enough for seconds, But aren't most women like that? First time is kinda sucky (heard that on the L Word so it's a woman thing, rather than a anti-woman comment).
Permalink Send private email strawdog soubriquet 
July 5th, 2007 1:31pm
Yeah, well, that's too vague to be helpful.

If he doesn't know why the women are dissatisfied with him, then the problem is definitely him.

Dude, you gotta be able to stretch it out. You have to learn how to drive the woman  wild with ecstasy and be begging you to fuck her before she even gets her pants off.

Two words to help you: self control.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 5th, 2007 2:57pm
Yogi.  How long do you normally last.  That is a big factor also?
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 5th, 2007 3:42pm
Arn't bears widely known for having, you know, 'small' organs?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 5th, 2007 3:48pm
Dunno, I guess you're the expert on fucking bears.
Permalink Send private email heartsheep 
July 5th, 2007 3:55pm
Why the hatin'?  That's my first post on this thread.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 5th, 2007 3:57pm
Hate? I love bears. And fucking is not a swear word. It's a clinical term referring to the intimate and loving sex act (should I have said "You are the expert on copulating bears?" is that better?).

(it was just funny. moderator, moderator, please delete the 'fucking bears' post ... it's clearly opprobrium to the well-functioning of this forum)
Permalink Send private email heartsheep 
July 5th, 2007 4:04pm
Ohhhh!  I thought you meant that I PERSONALLY had carnal knowledge of bears.  Which I don't.  Really.

And even if I did, it would have to be a FEMALE bear, so I still wouldn't know about males.  "Make sure you bring a fish" might be good advice.

Ok, it was funny.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 5th, 2007 4:12pm
> And even if I did, it would have to be a FEMALE bear, so I still wouldn't know about males.

You'd know because she's just be lying there, thinking "I wonder if it's in yet" and "I have to remember to pick up the dry-cleaning tomorrow morning".
Permalink Send private email heartsheep 
July 5th, 2007 4:15pm

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