as requested in your email I have dedicated myself and my time to removing Dan from this forum.  I have deleted and deleted until my thumb hurts from clicking on the laptop clicker.

I have yet to receive the vast quantities of lesbian porn you promised.

Please be aware that my patience is limited.  I dont _want_ to kill your cat.

Show Me The Porn.


Your friend,

I've been away the last couple days, so I missed out on participating in the delete-a-thon, but as the only other moderator, I expect my fair share of "tons of lesbian" porn.

KTXBYE

Hi Ward,

WELCOME BACK!


unfortunately your window of opportunity to participate in the lesbian porn thing has long since closed.

Ordinarily I would have enjoyed sharing with you, but I fear that this time you must understand that this is MY lesbian porn, bitch.

ROFLMFAO.


Sorry, wSV.  My lesbian porn collection** is too, too precious to share even with such a worthy beneficiary as you.

Why don't you invite some nice lady to your house to play with Mrs. wSV, and make your own movies?










** Currently consists of one DVD of BBC miniseries "Tipping the Velvet".  Eat your heart out.

"Why don't you invite some nice lady to your house to play with Mrs. wSV, and make your own movies? "

:)

...because it takes a special kind of stupidity to place private data in a place where there is even a small chance it may become public....

What does one thing have to do with another?

sorry, I was forgetting about your lesbian mind point. 

the thing is, in 'hetero' world, having sex (with or without multiple...or indeed, any....partners) is considered private, and placing such data on something like camera could be considered risky.

the thing is hetero people are not as broad minded as lesbian couples, I _truly_ admire your ability to tape yourselves with your multiple female partnerz...even during such private moments as sleepovers and pillow fights....and onsell those for public viewing.

lesbians _rock_!

Enjoy your fantasy.

Where ARE these openminded, movie-making lesbians?  Inquiring minds want to know.

see....I _knew_ you weren't a _real_ lesbian.

Chicago?

You've got it:

http://bash.org/?779288

BTW Coupling is bang on the money there.

.... Erik. Thanks for the link.

tipping the velvet? munching the carpet would be more like it.

I'd rather have my velvet tipped than my carpet munched, thank you very much.

Perhaps this sums up the differing approaches of men and women towards oral sex.

Oh, I think "Velvet tipping" is a much more sophisticated term.  Quite evocative, really.

And quite enjoyable, when correctly performed.

A skill most people should be sure to acquire (and most, it seems, do not).

you like being tipped?

what does that entail exactly? sticking a 10 dollar bill in there?

I will confess to a preference of velvet over carpet.

Well, I was going to recommend Naiad Press, but those two retired, so you'll have to look for Bella Books for your hot and steamy L porn (think harlequin romance, but with 2+ women and 0 men).
http://www.bellabooks.com/index.htm
http://www.wolfevideo.com/