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dear AG,

as requested in your email I have dedicated myself and my time to removing Dan from this forum.  I have deleted and deleted until my thumb hurts from clicking on the laptop clicker.

I have yet to receive the vast quantities of lesbian porn you promised.

Please be aware that my patience is limited.  I dont _want_ to kill your cat.

Show Me The Porn.


Your friend,
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 7th, 2007 3:37am
I've been away the last couple days, so I missed out on participating in the delete-a-thon, but as the only other moderator, I expect my fair share of "tons of lesbian" porn.

KTXBYE
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 7th, 2007 3:41am
Hi Ward,

WELCOME BACK!


unfortunately your window of opportunity to participate in the lesbian porn thing has long since closed.

Ordinarily I would have enjoyed sharing with you, but I fear that this time you must understand that this is MY lesbian porn, bitch.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 7th, 2007 4:45am
ROFLMFAO.


Sorry, wSV.  My lesbian porn collection** is too, too precious to share even with such a worthy beneficiary as you.

Why don't you invite some nice lady to your house to play with Mrs. wSV, and make your own movies?










** Currently consists of one DVD of BBC miniseries "Tipping the Velvet".  Eat your heart out.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 7th, 2007 6:06am
"Why don't you invite some nice lady to your house to play with Mrs. wSV, and make your own movies? "

:)

...because it takes a special kind of stupidity to place private data in a place where there is even a small chance it may become public....
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 7th, 2007 6:20am
What does one thing have to do with another?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 7th, 2007 6:49am
sorry, I was forgetting about your lesbian mind point. 

the thing is, in 'hetero' world, having sex (with or without multiple...or indeed, any....partners) is considered private, and placing such data on something like camera could be considered risky.

the thing is hetero people are not as broad minded as lesbian couples, I _truly_ admire your ability to tape yourselves with your multiple female partnerz...even during such private moments as sleepovers and pillow fights....and onsell those for public viewing.

lesbians _rock_!
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 7th, 2007 6:56am
Enjoy your fantasy.

Where ARE these openminded, movie-making lesbians?  Inquiring minds want to know.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 7th, 2007 7:01am
see....I _knew_ you weren't a _real_ lesbian.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 7th, 2007 7:04am
Chicago?
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 7th, 2007 7:04am
You've got it:

http://bash.org/?779288

BTW Coupling is bang on the money there.
Permalink trollop 
July 7th, 2007 9:39am
.... Erik. Thanks for the link.
Permalink trollop 
July 7th, 2007 9:40am
tipping the velvet? munching the carpet would be more like it.
Permalink $-- 
July 7th, 2007 11:43am
I'd rather have my velvet tipped than my carpet munched, thank you very much.

Perhaps this sums up the differing approaches of men and women towards oral sex.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 7th, 2007 11:50am
Oh, I think "Velvet tipping" is a much more sophisticated term.  Quite evocative, really.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 7th, 2007 12:13pm
And quite enjoyable, when correctly performed.

A skill most people should be sure to acquire (and most, it seems, do not).
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 7th, 2007 12:16pm
you like being tipped?

what does that entail exactly? sticking a 10 dollar bill in there?

I will confess to a preference of velvet over carpet.
Permalink $-- 
July 7th, 2007 12:57pm
Well, I was going to recommend Naiad Press, but those two retired, so you'll have to look for Bella Books for your hot and steamy L porn (think harlequin romance, but with 2+ women and 0 men).
http://www.bellabooks.com/index.htm
http://www.wolfevideo.com/
Permalink Peter 
July 7th, 2007 5:12pm

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