Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Guy arrested for flirting? (Media Spin)

Reddit has this amazing story:


"A man who told two women they were extremely beautiful was arrested on charges of harassment last week, Denver police said. Police said 32-year-old Jeff John Hergert approached the women and "expressed interest in them." He told each woman in two separate incidents that they were extremely beautiful and that they should consider modeling."

Gosh, that seems real cut and dried right? Poor guy just flirting and the police are all over his ass! How unfair!

But PE is not content to let the story lay there, he wants to find the REST of the story. Research reveals the following, which is a CoT EXCLUSIVE:


This is previous information about him, a press release that he, a notorious convicted PEDOPHILE might be in the area:

> Date: June 9, 2006
> RE: Enticement Suspect Possibly in Area
> The Latah County Sheriff’s Office and the Moscow Police Department learned today that Jeffery John Hergert, a man arrested in Clearwater County approximately three weeks ago for solicitation of an underage female and eluding, might be in our area. According to intelligence received from Forest Service law enforcement, Hergert is a vacuum salesman who approaches young females and offers them jobs, dates, and rides. He was spotted in Stites earlier today with his pants unzipped as he went door to door trying to make sales. Hergert is also being sought for questioning by law enforcement agencies in Garden City (enticement), Gem County (stalking), and Lewis County (enticement). According to information from Gem County, Hergert’s criminal history includes stalking-related charges in 5 states.

> Jeffery John Hergert is a 31 year old while male with brown hair and blue eyes. He is 5’11” and weighs about 225 pounds. Hergert drives a silver 2004 Mercury Monterey minivan with Idaho Peace Officer Memorial license plates numbered 1476J.

> Please contact your local law enforcement agency if you see or have any contact with Hergert.

More PE research exclusively for CoT reveals the existence  of an outstanding ARREST WARRANT for the man:


Including a photo matching the original story, and information that his EXTRADITION to Idaho is sought.

I think that DenverChannel news doesn't really tell the whole story here.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 7th, 2007 10:24pm
Sathy is at it again!
July 7th, 2007 10:32pm
you're the smartest man on CoT!!!

I bet you're IQ is at least the square root of 16874.

can i lick your hairy balls?

(don't arrest me, i iz flirtin)
Permalink seriously 
July 7th, 2007 10:49pm
sqrt(2^14) = (2^14)^(1/2) = 2^(14/2) = 2^7 = 128
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 7th, 2007 11:00pm
sqrt(16874) = ~ 129.9

Not so smart. Anyone really smart would immediately have noticed the difference between 16874 and 16384. 8-)
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 8th, 2007 12:01am
16874 was a typo. I used my powers of remote telememetics to harvest the intention directly from the poster's subconscious.

I can also see that... hold on, it's coming in... Oh my, bon, that's a vigorous tug job you've got going there.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 8th, 2007 12:45am
the man is seriously brILLiant!!!! he read my mindfulnessss.!!
Permalink Send private email seriously 
July 8th, 2007 1:39am
You should be a pig
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 8th, 2007 7:35am
Are pigs also psychic? Oink oink!
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 8th, 2007 1:23pm

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