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First internet party meetup

I went to a "yelp" (Google it) meet up and was my first time meeting Internet people.

I think after about 5 minutes I figured out that these are just normal people except we happen to have met on the Internet and I got bored real quick.

Worse yet, it seems that there is one, normally just one Internet dweeb that is an asshole that makes everyone else feel uncomfortable.

I felt bad, there was one hottie that I think was hitting on me and I shrugged it off because she was too hot.  Got home and got an email from her.  uhhh, she must not know who I am.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 8th, 2007 2:15am
Hey Bot that reminds me, what happened with all those other girls? I don't remember all the details, but there was an older woman that was interested in you, and some others, these posts come in from time to time. Are you going to email the hottie or not?
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 8th, 2007 2:42am
I went to a Yelp party in San Francisco last December. There were at least 500 people there. I was invited by a Yelp member who enjoyed my reviews. She was the 350 pound woman who was so desperate to get laid she said "I'll let you do me in the ass" while I was walking her towards her home. I eventually deleted my Yelp account because she wouldn't leave me alone.
Permalink hello. 
July 8th, 2007 4:07am
"there was one hottie that I think was hitting on me and I shrugged it off because she was too hot."

Bot, WTF?  Quit making this shit up.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 8th, 2007 7:01am
What else do you expect the one Internet dweeb that is an asshole that makes everyone else feel uncomfortable to say afterwards?
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 8th, 2007 7:05am
Ward, only the one?  You're being generous.

PS:  Why are you awake at 4 in the morning?  Kid wake you up?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 8th, 2007 7:10am
He said there's always one, just one.

We're just back from vacation, we always do this when our last day is in Portland: get up, eat, buy all sorts of tax-free stuff in Oregon including $150 at Trader Joe's, stop at some new mall we haven't seen before (today it was Jantzen Center), and head for home at about 7pm.  Including an inevitable stop or two (esp. duty-free store where they take canadian almost at par!), it's a 6+ hour drive, then we have to unpack a bit...  So yeah, it's time for bed.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 8th, 2007 7:19am
"Worse yet, it seems that there is one, normally just one Internet dweeb that is an asshole that makes everyone else feel uncomfortable. Everyone kept saying there was one at this party, but I couldn't find him. He must have left early"
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 8th, 2007 12:24pm
They say that if you don't know who the asshole is, then you're the asshole.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 8th, 2007 12:25pm
Here is our event.

http://www.yelp.com/topic/2eNwhTJOOiUwRFfHlqju1w
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 8th, 2007 1:09pm

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