To demonstrate world-class expertise, avoid quickly written, shallow meta discussion. Instead, invest your time in carefully crafted analysis of ever more minute aspects of the cot experience
You probably already know that I fucked off to blah long ago, so it might not surprise you that I recommended that he should instead sling dog shit at the walls in cot on a regular schedule. Given limited time, this means not spending the effort to debate the middle east with dan, but to focus on inane personal attacks that really matter.
Writing is a skill I don't have. So writing real articles that give information while being entertaining is something I would strive towards, but meanwhile here's just another copy and paste job. Enjoy.