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just cut loose unreasonably at my youngest

oops.

poor lass.  the eldest is asleep on my knee.

two sick girls.  one tired and wrung out dad.

im such an asshole.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
July 9th, 2007 8:10pm
Nope.  It happens.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 9th, 2007 8:13pm
the fact that you feel like an asshole will keep you from ever doing it again.  You're not satan, just a tired human.
Permalink Send private email dcawvive 
July 9th, 2007 8:47pm
> keep you from ever doing it again.

HAHAHAH HAAAAAAAA HO! HAHAHA ! HHHA!

Let me no infuriating little rug rats running around chez dcawvive.  In my view, it's not a family without a little unreasonable behavior from time to time.  If dad isn't flawed, the lasses will be starved for source material during the precious teenage years.
Permalink zed 
July 9th, 2007 8:56pm
Why the "youngest vs oldest" thing?  They're twins.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 9th, 2007 9:09pm
<shrug> there is 5 mins apart so technically its accurate, and I need _some_ way to distinguish them here on CoT.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
July 9th, 2007 9:11pm
Thing 1 & Thing 2?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 9th, 2007 9:36pm
ahh, but then how would you know which is which?
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
July 9th, 2007 9:38pm
Well clearly, Thing 1 would the the eldest.  But if you DID call them that, people would be all over you for making your children into Things.

I think "eldest" is not a bad thing to say at all.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 9th, 2007 9:41pm
"But if you DID call them that, people would be all over you for making your children into Things."

?

That's the *only* reason it's worth doing.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 9th, 2007 11:05pm
ok, Im convinced.  Thing 1 and Thing 2 it is.

You can all spend the rest of your lives wondering which I am using to refer to the eldest.

muah ha ha ha ha ha
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
July 9th, 2007 11:20pm
Actually it would be the "elder" and the "younger" until #3 happens along.

Carry on.
Permalink trollop 
July 10th, 2007 7:21am

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