Michael Moore's site has a link to this document:

http://www.defenselink.mil/home/dodupdate/For-the-record/documents/GuantanamoBay_Top10_ATTACHMENT2.doc

If you are in Guatanamo Bay, you are living a life of excess and luxury! It sounds awesome, like a perpetual vacation. I think the smart thing to do for americans w/o health insurance or a place to live is to sign up with al Qaeda, fly over to Afghanistan, then accidentally get caught by western forces.

A terrorist is defined more by actions than their signature. Just be. Just do. The rest will take care of itself.

That's a great idea for a Nike commercial.
Just do it! With some shots of a famous landmark and a group of shady characters runnig towards it.

Well if you do want to get hauled off as a suspect, you could always bear in mind the UK government's advice for travellers to the US:

"Do not make flippant remarks about bombs or terrorism, especially when passing through US airports."

>Do not make flippant remarks about bombs or terrorism,
>especially when passing through US airports.

The thing I like about that advice is that it implicitly carries the assumption that you can do just that in UK airports.

U.S.A immigration form:

(Q) Is the purpose of your visit to overthrow the government of the U.S.A?

(A) Sole purpose.

Gilbert Harding,English T.V personality

> >Do not make flippant remarks about bombs or terrorism,
> >especially when passing through US airports.

>The thing I like about that advice is that it implicitly
>carries the assumption that you can do just that in UK
>airports.

Not only that but, that it is common folklore to do it. ;)

Bad advise fellows. The goal is to go to cushy guanatomo, not some lousy federal prison. You have to be arrested overseas to go there because if you are arrested on us soil, you have constitutional rights.