OMG! Sharky rejected by yet another CoT woman! That's 0 for 2!
July 11th, 2007 12:58pm
Oh wait, this is an internet forum. Not gonna happen regardless of gender, desire, or otherwise.
Let me set the record straight: I am in a relationship of 10 plus years. I'm not giving that up for some
July 11th, 2007 12:59pm
Sorry, surprisingly that one wasn't meant to insult you.
July 11th, 2007 1:17pm
Wow. Uhh. She was making a joke, since the actual chances of an actual encounter were zero anyway. Overreact much?
Oh wait, you're sharkfish.
July 11th, 2007 1:21pm
"isn't going to get me pregnant. I'll pass. :)"
Hmm, I think this does sound like purple is rejecting sharkfish, sexually.
Purple, you aren't even a little excited about the possibility of a sharkfish/purple night of passion. In the far reaches of your mind.
Bot, probably no more than you fantasize about a night of passion with me. And if I don't see some better flowers than the last ones you sent, fantasizing is all the further it's going to get.
July 11th, 2007 1:44pm
Bot, you say the strangest things.
Sharky, I have to assume that you're joking too...
Yes. Nothing like a bit of controversy to lighten up your day, ma'am.
July 11th, 2007 1:47pm
Purple must be one of those hopelessly heterosexual people who can't even conceive of a gay experience.
Apparently such people do exist.
Of course we're joking. Sharky and Purple don't even know each other's real names. This is all make-believe.
>>> Overreact much?
No, no, you missed it, the title of this thread was the tagline for a little while.
July 11th, 2007 2:20pm
>> Purple must be one of those hopelessly heterosexual people who can't even conceive of a gay experience
Good heavens! No! Purple is the trusty (though slightly rusty. Even bunnies leak, you know) lesbian c___mate. Oh! You meant the other other! Sorry, my bad!
"Of course we're joking."
Sorry, it's hard to tell, your post wasn't very funny.
Making a joke is more often than not different from being funny.
Locutus of Borg
July 11th, 2007 2:33pm
"No, no, you missed it, the title of this thread was the tagline for a little while."
OH. It all makes sense now.
"Of course we're joking. Sharky and Purple don't even know each other's real names. This is all make-believe."
This is all make-believe and all hypothetical and we are all anonymous (to some degree). But come on purple/son?, in the back of your mind if circumstances were maybe a little different. You know that a little exotic, short-lived love making with the physically fit sharkfish would tempt you a little bit. Two attractive beings just going at it.
This wouldnt work for males because we are disgusting; awkward corn-holing just doesn't sound very appealing. But two of god's most creatures, that is sexy.
Don't listen to Bot. Sex is disgusting. Exchange of fluids, spit, vaginal mucus, fecal matter, sweat. Pubic hair in your teeth. Disgusting.
July 11th, 2007 3:08pm
Only bit I mind there is the pubic hair that I find in the back of my throat the next morning at breakfast.
July 11th, 2007 3:33pm
On the subject of hair, those of you with long-haired wives/bedmates, how do you deal with hair?
Occasionally I wake up swatting my face because I've rolled over and I'm sucking hair into my mouth/nostrils.
And while we're on that, I started waking up with my leg in the air. My gf wakes me because it slowly drifts back down the bed and wakes her every little jerk it makes. It's just bent at the knee and my foot is flat while I'm lying on my back. What the heck makes that happen?
July 11th, 2007 4:19pm
I make an effort to keep my hair out of my husband's mouth (either tied back or tucked under and out of the way).
One of these? NSFW
July 11th, 2007 5:17pm
"I make an effort to keep my hair out of my husband's mouth (either tied back or tucked under and out of the way)."
Given what sharky said this is an incredibly bizarre image.
using webMD and wiki I have diagnosed you. What do you think:
It's simpler than that. If you lie on your back then the backs of your heels tend to get sore from the pressure of the mattress. You instinctively raise your knees to take the pressure off and restore the blood flow.
A softer, more padded mattress cover and/or lighter weight bedding are two possible improvements.