Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Bush is on TV right now

Declaring that we've made great progress in Iraq since November 2006, and that if we leave now, Iraq will become a haven for Al Qaeda.  We stopped that haven by invading.  Etc etc etc etc

I almost literally threw up right in the cafeteria.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 12th, 2007 11:19am
On two separate occasions I've woken from my sleep and almost thrown up. I'm pretty sure I was dreaming about him. But I was more focused on a drink of water to wash the junk back down my throat.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 12th, 2007 11:22am
And he's got that fucking sneer/smirk on his face, one eyebrow up when he talks about his detractors (74% of the population) as if they're lunatics.

Serious balls.  This guy just can't stop.  He's obviously mentally ill.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 12th, 2007 11:23am
Never watch Bush while eating. He's an automatic gag reflex trigger.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 12th, 2007 11:24am
We stopped that haven by invading?

Yeah, right.  You know and I know that Al Quada was neither present nor welcome in Saddam Hussein's Iraq, and only made headway there AFTER we invaded and destroyed their entire society.

Unfortunately Faux News will never report that.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 12th, 2007 11:25am
I just wonder who the fuck his audience is.  The 26% in his approval rating?  Who?  Does the casual, non-politically minded viewer watch it and more-or-less swallow it, even though in a poll they'll say they think Bush is full of shit?
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 12th, 2007 11:25am
thanks for the heads up.

Paraphrasing one line from bush: "can we succeed? We have to wait for the generals to make their decisions"

"The enemy is wondering if America has the determination and resolve to stay after them"

"I will be able to say I made decisions based on principle not politics"

slimy fuck. He actually tried to use the recent intel report indicating that Al-Qaida is more powerful now than anytime since 2001 to prop up his disasterous wars and terrorism legislation ("I hope congress updates that"... despite having a rubber stamp republican congress for the past 6 YEARS).
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 12th, 2007 11:34am
I think it has to be more like rubber neckers braking to see an auto accident.

'Just what will this fucking fool do next?'
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 12th, 2007 11:34am
Well, invading northern Pakistan to eliminate a safe haven would be a good start.  Not a long, protracted invasion.  Just a short one to kill any male over the age of 14.  Or who looks like he might one day become 14 if it weren't for a tragic case of lead poisoning.  Sadly that mission was nearly launched once, but got called off at the last minute when Rumsfeld realized that it would be a political nightmare.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 12th, 2007 11:37am
Mission Accomplished!
Permalink LH 
July 12th, 2007 11:46am
>> invading northern Pakistan to eliminate a safe haven would be a good start.

And that is just it. The reason America is hated across the world. Really really shit sacred. Twenty five years max. That is your time span of "friendly relations". Then, like clockwork, sanctions! propaganda! boom! bang! mother fucking mother of all bombs! Die! You did it with Central America (prior to that with the Central/Eastern Europeans). You did it with Japan. You did it to Russia. You did it to Korea. You did it to South East Asia. You did to to Iran. You did it to Iraq. And the time line now says, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan. A few years down the line would be the Caucuses. Then you will have India in sights. By that time, you would have "befriended" China, who will just have to wait their turn.

No. No more "missions". No more GIs outside America. You can lock yourself tight if you want it. The rest of the world would lose a lot. OK. That loss is worth it. 25 years is too short a time for a violence cycle in the rest of the world. We move at a more staid pace of at least a century and half per cycle for overseas wanking.
Permalink Send private email (100+85)/2 
July 12th, 2007 12:00pm
Clay, Clay, Clay, you know, last time that happened is 2000 years ago when Herod was still in reign :)
Permalink Rick Zeng 
July 12th, 2007 1:01pm
"Al Quada was neither present nor welcome in Saddam Hussein's Iraq"

Didn't we find evidence of al qaeda training going on before we invaded in the autonomous kurdish region? Outside of Hussein's control of course.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 12th, 2007 1:05pm
Says bush:

"There is a perception in the coverage that Al Qaeda may be as strong today as they were prior to September the 11th. That's just simply not the case. I think the report will say since 2001, not prior to September the 11th, 2001," Bush told reporters, referencing a new threat assessment that says Al Qaeda has reconstituted itself to a level unseen since the months before Sept. 11, 2001."

do you see the logical error there? Or is it just me?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289028,00.html
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 12th, 2007 1:13pm
>> Serious balls.  This guy just can't stop.  He's obviously mentally ill. <<

It's all so very familiar.
Permalink Michael B 
July 12th, 2007 1:36pm
It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it Michael?
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 12th, 2007 1:39pm
>> can we succeed? We have to wait for the generals to make their decisions <<

He's setting them up to be the fall-guys.
Permalink Send private email xampl 
July 12th, 2007 2:14pm
(is it safe to turn on the TV yet?)
Permalink Send private email strawdog sobriquet 
July 12th, 2007 2:27pm
>> It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it Michael? <<

For you.
Permalink Michael B 
July 12th, 2007 2:29pm
Gosh, we already "waited for the Generals to make their Assessments" once, and then he fired all of them and put in NEW Generals.

I wonder what conclusion they're going to come to?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 12th, 2007 6:40pm
Why do you think they are taking so long? :)

He got 'im a two-fer!
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 13th, 2007 6:18pm

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