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Original:
Gotta love the writing. We need more of these flamboyant and  overstretched metaphors to make reading fun again.

Mine:
Metaphors should be lovingly stretched beyond snapping, like they are being tortured on the wrack to confess their secret compact with the devil.

Yours?
Permalink son of parnas 
July 13th, 2007 11:36am
Similes are for simpletons.
Permalink Send private email strawdog sobriquet 
July 13th, 2007 11:41am
Hating similes is for complexitons.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 13th, 2007 11:43am
Metaphors are like violence. If it's not working, just use more.
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 13th, 2007 12:15pm
vis-a-vis McCain: "I love to be tortured so much, I bit myself in the ass to be the underdog. Again."
Permalink Send private email strawdog sobriquet 
July 13th, 2007 12:18pm
It's ironic, that with 70% of the entire country against the war, and most Republican candidates trying out exit strategies, that only McCain is stupid enough to want to "stay the course".

With that, he inherits the obsolete neo-con crown.  I'm glad SOMEBODY wants to pick it up, but I don't think it's going to match the will of the people.  Nor is it a good idea.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 13th, 2007 3:03pm

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