With a Baby Jesus Butt Plug! New from Ronco!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

website blocked by the county I live in.

I do not suspect I am missing much?

It is what it says it is.

I'm offended.

ooh, strike me down, lord.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

Don't Jimmy me, Jules!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

I'm sorry, baby.  I had to crash that Honda.