Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

I put Irving outside today

I went out with him and gave him some food, pet him and soothed him and followed him as he checked out a bit of the front yard.

Then I went inside.

Within 5 minutes, he was crying at the front door to come in. Broke my heart, so I let him back in.

Damn it.

This is the first stray cat I've ever seen in my life who doesn't want to be outside.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 13th, 2007 10:31pm
You have a regular zoo at your place don't you.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 13th, 2007 10:34pm
You know how those white folks do.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:35pm
Today at the library my wife spotted 3 stray kittens living in a wooded area behind a chain link fence at the back of the parking lot.  The woods are surrounded by fences on all sides.  There are 2 or 3 kittens, about 7 or 8 weeks old.  No mom in sight.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 13th, 2007 10:37pm
Also, when I talked to my wife about taking Irving in, one of the ground rules was that he'd live outside.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 13th, 2007 10:37pm
Why does he have to live outside?

I wish my girlfriend would let me take in strays.  I'd have a house full of cats by now.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:39pm
Because we already have 2 cats and a dog in the house.

He was outside to begin with.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 13th, 2007 10:41pm
Forcing him outside... that's almost as obnoxious as stuffing him in a cage.  Why don't you just bash his head in with a shovel?
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 14th, 2007 12:05am
Who's forcing him outside?  As soon as he asked to come in, he was let in.  Christ Ward, you could try a little harder instead of just being an OBVIOUS dick.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 14th, 2007 9:51am
So, if he tried harder, he could be a concealed dick?  Good idea.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 14th, 2007 9:00pm

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