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sitting with your legs open

Sitting with my legs open on the train seems to invite dykes to look at me.

Also, if you do that facing the aisle will refuse to stand anywhere near the area between your legs as the train grows crowded.

It's actually kind of funny.

Latinas give me a look of disdain. 

I really enjoy being an ass sometimes.

Sitting with my legs open is a perfect way to say FUCK YOU BITCHES TAKE THAT I'M A DYKE YEYAH YOU KNOW NOW WHAT.

That is all.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:38pm
It's very liberating.

Guys do this all the time to claim seat territory. Like they have big balls or something.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:40pm
Are you wearing a dress?
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 13th, 2007 10:42pm
Or maybe they sit that way because it's more comfortable, you know, because of the ball situation.

You're a complete idiot when it comes to ascribing motive.  You should avoid doing it.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 13th, 2007 10:42pm
Please give an example of "ascribing motive", one good, one bad, professor.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:43pm
Oh you are saying balls are a good enough reason to take up a seat and a half even if you are 5'2" and your legs are only a foot long. 

Okay.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:44pm
No not wearing a dress, fool.  What the hell.

...

How big are balls, really?  I mean, how much space does a man need for them?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 13th, 2007 10:45pm
I have to buy two airline seats because of mine.
Permalink Michael B 
July 13th, 2007 11:02pm
My balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 13th, 2007 11:17pm
Nice one.
Permalink Michael B 
July 13th, 2007 11:48pm
Honestly though, I don't like it.  Especially if women wear dresses and keep their legs closed.  It is just disgusting.  I am also not too big on cleavage just coming out all over the place.  Great for porn videos, kind of a distraction if out in public.  Clothes way too tight, especially if you are portly in various areas, not a fan.

I am old-fashion like that.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 13th, 2007 11:58pm
I think you meant, "don't keep their legs closed"?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 14th, 2007 12:02am
"I think you meant, "don't keep their legs closed"?"

I did.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 14th, 2007 12:04am
That's Berlin you're talking about, he's getting less and less coherent, almost like Rick.  He might very well mean what he said.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 14th, 2007 12:04am
"That's Berlin you're talking about, he's getting less and less coherent, almost like Rick."

What got your panties in a bunch.That's Berlin you're talking about, he's getting less and less coherent, almost like Rick.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 14th, 2007 12:06am
"...That's Berlin you're talking about, he's getting less and less coherent, almost like Rick."

f**king linux
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 14th, 2007 12:06am
See what I mean?
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 14th, 2007 12:07am
If I sit that way the flies escape.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 14th, 2007 12:10am
I have normal sized balls and if I don't sit with my legs open I'm getting squashed in one way or another. If a guy had really big balls I have to wonder how he could stand wearing pants at all.
Permalink hello. 
July 14th, 2007 12:11am
http://www.utilikilts.com/
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 14th, 2007 12:13am
Don't be silly. If balls got squashed between the thighs men would be in all kinds of agony every day. Balls sit neatly on top and out of the way.
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 14th, 2007 12:15am
Regarding "utilikilts," does't the "curse of the irish" refer to a tiny penis and giant balls? Or is it more of a synonym for "whiskey dick?"
Permalink hello. 
July 14th, 2007 12:17am
The "curse of the Irish" is simply being Irish.  Trust me, I am Irish.
Permalink star wars kid 
July 14th, 2007 1:03am
"Oh you are saying balls are a good enough reason to take up a seat and a half even if you are 5'2" and your legs are only a foot long."

Maybe that guy just doesn't want anyone else sitting next to him. You could try asking him, to find out for sure. :-)
Permalink Full name 
July 14th, 2007 1:25am
It's an alpha male thing, you're genitals are vulnerable so sitting with them exposed tells the world that you have no fear of attack.
Permalink Billx 
July 14th, 2007 3:50am
There is also the supposed hardwired sexual reflex. Throw something unexpectedly onto someone's lap. A man would instinctively bring his knees together to catch it. A woman would instinctively spread her thighs to let it drop inbetween. A lot of 17th and 18th century fiction used this "fact" to "out" women dressed as boys in their storylines.
Permalink Send private email Plus ça change 
July 14th, 2007 4:09am
There's the ball thing (more comfort than necessity for most men) but also remember that we have narrower hips.

And then there's the freaks who inject saline.
Permalink Send private email xampl 
July 14th, 2007 6:56am
"There is also the supposed hardwired sexual reflex. "

My natural reflex is to close my legs to catch.

Strange.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 14th, 2007 10:04am
It's got nothing to do with "sexual reflex". Women used to wear dress all the time => spread thighs to catch something. Now everybody wear pants, so this test will no work.
Permalink Huckleberry Finn 
July 14th, 2007 11:07am
Yes, it's probably more related to clothing. I remember some movie long ago where they used the same test in some Scottish clan to detect British spies or infiltrators - the Scotsmen who had worn kilts all their life opened their legs to catch something thrown to them when they were sitting, but those who were new to kilts closed their legs.
Permalink Philip 
July 14th, 2007 2:52pm

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