A bunch of cunts, mostly in the Australian sense. Except that one guy.

ROFL! Mr. Lamguage - It's been a while

A link from a link from a link from a weblog linked to in an RSS feed led me to him again. Too bloody hilarious

Q. Like millions of Americans, I cannot grasp the extremely subtle difference between the words "your" and "you're."

A. Top grammar scientists are often confused by these two words, which are technically known as "bivalves," or words that appear to be identical and have hinged shells. The best way to tell them apart is to remember that "you're" is a contraction, which is a type of word used during childbirth, as in: "Hang on, Marlene, here comes you're baby!" Whereas "your" is, grammatically, a prosthetic infarction, which means a word that is used to score a debating point in an Internet chat room, as in: "Your a looser, you morron!"

http://psy.otago.ac.nz/r_oshea/WFP/WFP2e/WFP_chapter2/ask_mister_lang14.html
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July 14th, 2007 2:17pm
Personally, I love the spelling in the thread title.
Permalink Aaron 
July 14th, 2007 2:36pm
They're actually homonyms which is probably a risky word to use in the wrong company.
Permalink trollop 
July 14th, 2007 9:33pm
How dare you call me a Homo Sapiens!
Permalink Aaron 
July 14th, 2007 9:45pm
Yeah, I aint no homo sapien, man - I like women!
Permalink Bubba 
July 15th, 2007 12:02am
You son of a Homo eructus!
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