I rode the transvestite express bus home tonight.

Five or six male to female trannies, all different shades.  Real breasts. 

I was oddly turned on by one of them. We kept stealing glances at each other.

Heh.  I would be all weirded out by her penis, though.

Sounds like the ideal woman for a lesbian who wants a baby, no?

Yes, whoever that lesbian may be.

Maybe they don't have penises any more.

I like to ride busses and commuter trains specifically for this reason, to see the sideshow.

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Tranny Bus)
To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Tranny Bus)
I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, Tranny Bus)
You house is only another mile (Too much, Tranny Bus)

Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, Tranny Bus)
You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, TRanny Bus)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, TRanny Bus)
But can I ride your Tranny Bus? (Too much, TRanny Bus)

heh, I was thinking that too, Ward. chicks with dicks? now that *is* magic, Pete ...!

How odd.  I recently had a dream about that.