Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Bush tucker

Bush's food:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2127929,00.html

Cheeseburger pizza? I want to vomit just thinking about it.
Permalink el 
July 17th, 2007 7:19am
LoL - it just might be true or just might be spin. Must go down well with the folks who don't share the mantra that one cannot be too thin or too famous if Prez likes their fressfood.

Never mind the food though. What's to drink?
Permalink trollop 
July 17th, 2007 7:44am
Haven't had one of those in a long time.  Might have to hunt out the local Dominos franchise.  Sadly, I think the nearest one is 20 miles away.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 17th, 2007 8:32am
"What's to drink?"

children's blood.
Permalink $-- 
July 17th, 2007 8:52am
http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/presidents/georgewbush.html

The pic is creepy big-time. And NSFW if you glance quickly...
Permalink el 
July 17th, 2007 8:56am
one fun fact caught my eye from the whitehouse kids link above:

"Number of stars on flag when he left office: 50"

I am thinking that is somewhat optimistic assumption - Nov 2008 is sooo far away
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 17th, 2007 9:30am
i don't understand rigatoni or ziti pizza. that's just weird.
Permalink Send private email strawdog sobriquet 
July 17th, 2007 9:54am
I tried some mac'n'cheez pizza at cici's last time I was there. Not too bad. It tasted just like someone spooned some mac'n'cheez onto some pizza dough and baked it like a pizza.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 17th, 2007 10:06am
Doesn't eat enough: Pretzels
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 17th, 2007 10:06am
Because he almost choked to death on a pretzel, and we want him to have MORE opportunities to choke to death?

Yeah, I thought that was a good idea too.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 17th, 2007 11:01am
To be honest, have you watched his debate videos from when he was Governor of Texas? He was sharp, fast, quick-witted, and well-spoken. Totally different guy than the simpering idiot running the country today.

I honestly think either he was lying on that carpet with pretzel stuck in his throat longer than anyone will admit, or the pretzel story was a coverup for a stroke.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 17th, 2007 1:46pm
Maybe they just keep getting really unlucky with picking retards for doubles.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 17th, 2007 3:00pm
Running for president made him into something of a simpleton too.  In the run up to nomination he was something of an embarrassment.  After the nomination he started to sound more confident and less like a bumbling fool.  So I don't think we can blame the pretzel.  Somebody restricted the oxygen flow before he started running.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure that he isn't the Stepford President.  The real G. W. Bush is in an unmarked grave somewhere and this is just an automaton following Dick Cheney's every whim.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 17th, 2007 4:26pm
What if some secret society did put the president out there and even told him, hey, you're going to go along with us or you're a dead man?

What would you do if you were president?

I think I may try to screw things up so royally that it would be unreasonable for any sentient person to blunder so badly.... OMG!?!
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 17th, 2007 4:48pm

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