Bush's food:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2127929,00.html

Cheeseburger pizza? I want to vomit just thinking about it.

LoL - it just might be true or just might be spin. Must go down well with the folks who don't share the mantra that one cannot be too thin or too famous if Prez likes their fressfood.

Never mind the food though. What's to drink?

Haven't had one of those in a long time.  Might have to hunt out the local Dominos franchise.  Sadly, I think the nearest one is 20 miles away.

"What's to drink?"

children's blood.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/presidents/georgewbush.html

The pic is creepy big-time. And NSFW if you glance quickly...

one fun fact caught my eye from the whitehouse kids link above:

"Number of stars on flag when he left office: 50"

I am thinking that is somewhat optimistic assumption - Nov 2008 is sooo far away

i don't understand rigatoni or ziti pizza. that's just weird.

I tried some mac'n'cheez pizza at cici's last time I was there. Not too bad. It tasted just like someone spooned some mac'n'cheez onto some pizza dough and baked it like a pizza.

Doesn't eat enough: Pretzels

Because he almost choked to death on a pretzel, and we want him to have MORE opportunities to choke to death?

Yeah, I thought that was a good idea too.

To be honest, have you watched his debate videos from when he was Governor of Texas? He was sharp, fast, quick-witted, and well-spoken. Totally different guy than the simpering idiot running the country today.

I honestly think either he was lying on that carpet with pretzel stuck in his throat longer than anyone will admit, or the pretzel story was a coverup for a stroke.

Maybe they just keep getting really unlucky with picking retards for doubles.

Running for president made him into something of a simpleton too.  In the run up to nomination he was something of an embarrassment.  After the nomination he started to sound more confident and less like a bumbling fool.  So I don't think we can blame the pretzel.  Somebody restricted the oxygen flow before he started running.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure that he isn't the Stepford President.  The real G. W. Bush is in an unmarked grave somewhere and this is just an automaton following Dick Cheney's every whim.

What if some secret society did put the president out there and even told him, hey, you're going to go along with us or you're a dead man?

What would you do if you were president?

I think I may try to screw things up so royally that it would be unreasonable for any sentient person to blunder so badly.... OMG!?!