http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Keep to your lolcats and we'll all get along!

[g,d,r]

They should do a video where a man's brain is shown thinking rationally until a breast comes into view, then watch the thought process go completely haywire!

To quote Robin Williams:  God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Robin Williams isn't Jewish, but he channels Yiddish so well.

Venn di putz shteht, di kop zitz...

putz  means dick? I always though it's just nonspecifically derogatory, along the line of imbecile.

Yes, that was the original meaning.

Yiddish is a hilarious language.  I wish my mother and grandmother had taught me.

Putz, schmuck, all mean dick.

In German, schmuck means jewel and putz means broom. I broke into a giggle-fit the first time I saw the "Putzraum" in Switzerland.

In order of size (:=):

Petzie (little boy)
Putz
Schvantz
Schmuck
Schlong (a big, meaty one)

Yiddish is very subversive in its way. The connotation of stupidity has made its way into American English.

"frantically and absurdly deranged" (from the clip)

That's my new motto.

I actually thought the diagram of what happens to a woman's brain when she gets too much information was probably indicative of how everyone here thinks...