8, 8 days until Disney! Ah ha ha!

Another school attack...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/05/10/BAGIFPOA6L1.DTL&type=bondage

"Finally, the squirrel jumped off the mom, did a loop around the classroom, ran out the door and jumped on the 11-year-old student as she walked by. ... The squirrel dashed off after attacking the girl, and the school went into a lockdown as a safety precaution."
Permalink el 
July 18th, 2007 10:02am
Let that be a lesson to you.  Step on its head.

Any Squirrel that invades a classroom, uninvited, is by definition insane and should be put down at the first opportunity.

Punching, stamping, and flinging at walls are not out of the question.  If you don't have the dead animal at the end of it, if it escapes, everybody bitten will need a painful course of anti-rabies treatments.

If it DOESN'T escape, you still may need the treatments, but at least you'll know they're necessary.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 10:06am
Squirrely wrath.

www.illwillpress.com (toons link)
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 18th, 2007 10:07am
We need to ban squirrels in schools. Put no-squirrel zones around every elementary school...
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 18th, 2007 10:08am
Yeah, the 'toons link' was completely pointless.  Thanks very much.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 10:11am
Banning squirels... wouldn't the National Nut Association complain?
Permalink el 
July 18th, 2007 10:15am
Pointless because you followed it and found crap or it was blocked by the man's evil efforts to thwart free speech and keep us down?

For easier simplicity for others... http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Foamy's my hero. Unfortunately some of the really funny ones have gone away and appear to no longer be hosted.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 18th, 2007 10:17am
>> everybody bitten will need a painful course of anti-rabies treatments. <<

Not so painful anymore.

Expensive, yes.  My neighbor got her bill for the post-exposure rabies series -- $4000

(insurance covers 80%, but still...)
Permalink xampl 
July 18th, 2007 10:22am
That's a stupid thing to charge for. Would the HMO prefer prevention or treating rabies itself?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 18th, 2007 10:52am
Rabies is fatal within a month without treatment.  It's not a disease you can 'manage'.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 10:54am
Hmm, I had it in my head from House that it couldn't be treated. I think I also said this recently. Why are we talking about rabies here all the time?
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 18th, 2007 10:56am
Rabies shots should be 100% covered.  That's just a public safety issue, especially since making the wrong choice is inevitably fatal. 

For an insurance company to let someone die because they couldn't cough up $800 ... unfortunately this has never stopped them before.

Another justification for health care to be strictly non-profit.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 10:58am
Why can't we just figure out a way for facelifts, lipo, and boob jobs to subsidize basic healthcare and preventitive medicine? It's gotta be about even...
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 18th, 2007 11:07am
You know, that's a pretty good idea!  And I won't feel nearly so frivilous when I get that rejuvenation surgery in a few years.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 11:08am
>> Why can't we just figure out a way for facelifts, lipo, and boob jobs to subsidize basic healthcare and preventitive medicine? It's gotta be about even... <<

The nip-tuck tax?
Permalink xampl 
July 18th, 2007 1:28pm
Add penis-lengthening...
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 4:41pm
You mean the penis mightier?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 18th, 2007 6:56pm

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