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Pick your Potter character

The last book comes out Saturday -- in which a major character dies.

So, pick your character, and justify it.
Permalink xampl 
July 18th, 2007 3:28pm
Awww. I can't participate since I read grown-up books.  Dang.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 3:34pm
Like Nancy Drew gay porn...

Harry.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 18th, 2007 3:37pm
Sorry, I try very hard not to indulge in pointless speculation that will be resolved one way or the other in three days anyway.

I mean, the Potterites on-line have been speculating about this endlessly since Book 6 came out last year.  And you want to START this debate now?

I'm almost in the mood to start going "la, la, la, I can't HEAR you!" all the time, just to insure I don't hear an inadvertent spoiler before I get to read the book.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 3:39pm
Oh, and I'm SURE Sharky would like some of the Hermione fan-fiction, some of that stuff is very hot.

Just imagine what two curious 16/17 year old women who know MAGIC could do with each other.  And Luna Lovegood has quite an interesting character.  Unconventional.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 3:41pm
I'm gonna guess that it's Voldemort.  Been waiting for him to get it for the last 6 books, so I don't see any reason why he shouldn't get it now at the end of the series.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 18th, 2007 3:41pm
>> Awww. I can't participate since I read grown-up books.  Dang.

Irony, thy name is Sharkfish.
Permalink Send private email Mongo 
July 18th, 2007 3:43pm
Correction -- TWO major characters.

I was going to pick Ron.  Just because it would give Harry something to obsess over for the rest of his life.

But now I would have to pick Voldmort AND Ron.
Permalink xampl 
July 18th, 2007 3:44pm
La, la, la, I can't HEAR YOU!
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 3:45pm
Voldemort is a given.  Come on, that's the whole point of the series.  How could he possibly live?  Either he or Harry has to go, and Harry is the hero.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 3:45pm
It would be hugely disappointing (and cast a pall on the entire series) if Voldemort didn't die.  Probably similarly if Harry did die.  After that, all bets are off.

It's even possible that Snape is a good guy, playing some double-triple-quadruple-cross role, which might be very satisfying.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 3:49pm
Snape has to be a good guy.  Dumbledore wasn't stupid.  He always insisted that Snape was on their side, and it makes sense that Snape had to act the way he did so that Voldemort wouldn't catch on that Snape was a bit of a double agent.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 3:52pm
Dumbledore was dying in agony.  Snape did him a mercy by killing him.  Saved Drake from becoming a murderer in the process.

Drake is going to turn out to be a good guy.  Not the older one, the kid.
Permalink Aaron 
July 18th, 2007 3:57pm
Oh, so who dies?

Hm.

Probably Voldemort and someone else none of us are thinking of.

Hagrid.  That's it, Hagrid dies.
Permalink Aaron 
July 18th, 2007 3:59pm
I don't think Draco is going to end up as a good guy.  His whole family is bad to the bone.

Hagrid isn't going to die either.  Don't ask me how I know this, but it doesn't make sense to kill him either.

I'll bet there are millions of interations of this conversation going on right now, all over the world.  Kinda cool!
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 4:03pm
Voldemort dies, duh.

Draco will turn out ok, also pretty duh.

Hot 3-way between Hermione, Fleur, and Luna - sadly, no.

Snape - hmmmm, I'm still betting that Dumbledore told him to protect Malfoy if necessary, even if it meant killing him, so Snape will turn out to be a good guy.  Maybe he'll sacrifice himself.

One or more of the "big three" should get it.  Harry or Ron.  (I'm still hoping for some sort of Hermione porno...)
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 18th, 2007 4:04pm
I just got an automated phone message narrated by Jim Dale, reminding me to pick up my pre-ordered copy of The Deathly Hallows after midnight on Friday.

As if I would have forgotten.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 6:04pm

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