(referring to the titlebar "Men were smarter before the devices of bras and boob jobs came into vogue.")



Are you absolutely SURE the blame doesn't belong to the penis?

Just checking.

It's always the woman's fault.

I'm sorry, but I'm just not smart enough to figure that one out.  Just show me boobs.

Breasts are fine. Bras and boob jobs are what's causing confusion in the brainstem of the hetero male.

Breasts are our excuse.

What's yours?

I never claimed stupidity.

I think the men on the forum need a test under controlled conditions.

tight asses too.

Actually, I think we were blaming breasts for a reduction in the intelligence of males.  Which is kind of obvious, no?

I mean, who hasn't observed a pretty woman come into a room, and all the males stop talking and just look for a bit.  And if they're all single, the men start competing for the attention of the pretty woman.

For an example, every morning I go into a local 7/11 for my morning cup of coffee.  Recently I saw this woman go in who looked like she was wearing a pajama top with no bra.  (Sadly, I couldn't help noticing this.).  I went in right after her, and observed the reactions of the other men filling their coffee cups.  She got noticed.  Quite a lot.  Nobody actually SPILLED their coffee or anything, but there was a slight delay in forward progress at that point.

Genetics.  *sigh*

> Actually, I think we were blaming breasts for a reduction in the intelligence of males.

Exhibit #1. Cant even read straight.



The title bar quote says the opposite.

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=20648#238467

<Pedantic> "Men were smarter before..." means men have become 'less smart'.  'Less smart' does not necessarily mean "stupidity", as expressed in the OP.

<End Pedantic>

Though, perhaps in your case, you're right.  I hadn't thought of it that way.

Did you just say that OP is Exhibit #2 of stupidity?





(Apologize, immediately.)

Dan?  Dan Denman?  Is that you?

I don't know, it SOUNDS like you.

The mirror's always the last thing you see before you bump your head into it, Monsieur Denman-Я-US.

Well shaped tushies also work to lower male intelligence.

It doesn't start returning until your 40's, but by then the damage has been done and is permanent.

Unlike women, who fall for flowers and lies.

Apparently some bus driver in Germany threatened to throw a woman off the bus the other day because he found her cleavage too distracting and hence dangerous.