Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

So we are now blaming breasts for the stupidity of males?

(referring to the titlebar "Men were smarter before the devices of bras and boob jobs came into vogue.")



Are you absolutely SURE the blame doesn't belong to the penis?

Just checking.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 3:36pm
It's always the woman's fault.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 18th, 2007 3:36pm
I'm sorry, but I'm just not smart enough to figure that one out.  Just show me boobs.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 18th, 2007 3:40pm
Breasts are fine. Bras and boob jobs are what's causing confusion in the brainstem of the hetero male.
Permalink Send private email pavel ignorovich 
July 18th, 2007 3:41pm
Breasts are our excuse.

What's yours?
Permalink Michael B 
July 18th, 2007 3:42pm
I never claimed stupidity.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 3:45pm
I think the men on the forum need a test under controlled conditions.
Permalink xampl 
July 18th, 2007 3:45pm
tight asses too.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 18th, 2007 4:05pm
Actually, I think we were blaming breasts for a reduction in the intelligence of males.  Which is kind of obvious, no?

I mean, who hasn't observed a pretty woman come into a room, and all the males stop talking and just look for a bit.  And if they're all single, the men start competing for the attention of the pretty woman.

For an example, every morning I go into a local 7/11 for my morning cup of coffee.  Recently I saw this woman go in who looked like she was wearing a pajama top with no bra.  (Sadly, I couldn't help noticing this.).  I went in right after her, and observed the reactions of the other men filling their coffee cups.  She got noticed.  Quite a lot.  Nobody actually SPILLED their coffee or anything, but there was a slight delay in forward progress at that point.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 4:11pm
Genetics.  *sigh*
Permalink Michael B 
July 18th, 2007 4:12pm
> Actually, I think we were blaming breasts for a reduction in the intelligence of males.

Exhibit #1. Cant even read straight.



The title bar quote says the opposite.

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=20648#238467
Permalink Send private email pavel ignorovich 
July 18th, 2007 4:31pm
<Pedantic> "Men were smarter before..." means men have become 'less smart'.  'Less smart' does not necessarily mean "stupidity", as expressed in the OP.

<End Pedantic>

Though, perhaps in your case, you're right.  I hadn't thought of it that way.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 4:34pm
Did you just say that OP is Exhibit #2 of stupidity?





(Apologize, immediately.)
Permalink Send private email pavel ignorovich 
July 18th, 2007 4:36pm
Dan?  Dan Denman?  Is that you?

I don't know, it SOUNDS like you.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 4:38pm
The mirror's always the last thing you see before you bump your head into it, Monsieur Denman-Я-US.
Permalink Send private email pavel ignorovich 
July 18th, 2007 4:41pm
Well shaped tushies also work to lower male intelligence.

It doesn't start returning until your 40's, but by then the damage has been done and is permanent.

Unlike women, who fall for flowers and lies.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 18th, 2007 4:55pm
Apparently some bus driver in Germany threatened to throw a woman off the bus the other day because he found her cleavage too distracting and hence dangerous.
Permalink man on the stair 
July 19th, 2007 8:01am

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