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Hermione dies.
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But it's a 'petite mort'. Caused neither by Harry or Ron. Could be Nymphadora Tonks.
Permalink Send private email scholastical journalist 
July 18th, 2007 5:53pm
Aw, MAN!  You didn't put "Spoiler" in the title.  Tsk.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 5:56pm
Did you honestly think you could shield yourself from spoilers for that industrial steamroller called the Harry Potter franchise?
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 18th, 2007 6:16pm
What a cunt you are
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 18th, 2007 7:36pm
La petite morte is French slang for an orgasm.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 18th, 2007 8:20pm
Well, I ASSUMED we all knew THAT already.

Honestly, here I am, one of the MOST clueless among us, and EVEN I got that one.

Yes, yes, "petit morte" == Orgasm.  Ha, ha.

Move on, there's a good chap.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 18th, 2007 10:31pm
Well that puts paid to any book sales in America then. I'm pretty sure Hermione is under 18 and that would make it Statutory Rape. Can't have children's books condoning illegal activities, can we?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 18th, 2007 10:50pm
It varies from state to state, you know.
Permalink Aaron 
July 18th, 2007 10:53pm
Voldemort eats a mortadella vol-au-vent and has a grand mal.

And that ends this 3000-page malevolent coqfight-au-vin.
Permalink Send private email pavel ignorovich 
July 18th, 2007 11:47pm

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