8, 8 days until Disney! Ah ha ha!

ha. Women.

Without getting too personal and divulging too much info--women are turned on by the damnedest things.  I did something completely innocent and small and unknowingly triggered a windfall of kisses and hugs and love.

Amazing.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 6:09pm
This is news?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 18th, 2007 6:10pm
Women are turned on by the damnedest things.  Men are turned on ... pretty much all the time.  Hence the communication gap.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 6:10pm
Yeah well the Australian man's ideal woman will copulate eagerly till midnight and then turn into a six pack and a sandwich. Or so I'm told.
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 18th, 2007 6:14pm
Hey, I'm just trying to figure this out so I can get my entire body rubbed down more often.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 6:16pm
Let us all know all the details.
Permalink Aaron 
July 18th, 2007 6:23pm
If all she wanted was a body rubdown, why not just post it here?  I'm sure there would be no lack of volunteers.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 6:25pm
"Hey, I'm just trying to figure this out so I can get my entire body rubbed down more often."

Sharkfish--you're a girl, right? Don't you know that it's completely random? You got the magic one time, you'll get the other end another.

What part of high drama don't you understand?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 18th, 2007 7:02pm
My SO's modus operandi to ensuring a FBRD:

"Can you give me a full body rub down"?

"Yes" and the FBRD is followed by crazy vigorous sex (CVS), while "no" is followed by "Goodnight I love you" and a peck on the cheek, with no CVS to be had.

It's kinda pavlovian and I don't know how healthy long term, but it works in the now.
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 18th, 2007 8:27pm
"What part of high drama don't you understand?"

RFLMAO.  Oh, just too much to say that just needs to be left unsaid.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 18th, 2007 8:41pm
Cytomegalovirus?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 18th, 2007 10:40pm
The sandwich isn't that important actually.
Permalink trollop 
July 18th, 2007 11:14pm
Sharky, I don't know how committed you are to your team, but you know, men never say "how can you say that?"

My sympathies. I was married to Mommie Dearest for 18 years.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 19th, 2007 7:14am
"men never say "how can you say that?"

That's why I like men.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 19th, 2007 7:26am
We're getting off topic.  We still need details on what works to get a full body rubdown.  Don't bother with details of the rubdown, or I'll forget the important howto part at the start.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 19th, 2007 9:41am
LOL @ trollop :-)
Permalink $-- 
July 19th, 2007 1:33pm

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