Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

Apologies to LeftWingPharisee and AMerrickanGirl

LeftWingPharisee and AMerrickanGirl,

My apologies. In that infamous Israel thread, I should have offered both of you guys to go down on me and taste a real cock.

My bad.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:22pm
it takes a real man to admit to being a brainless twat.

kudos!
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 18th, 2007 11:37pm
And you are an intelligent twat?

Kudos to you too stupid fucking moron!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:40pm
Or alternatively, go jack off your pets ...
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:43pm
aww, dont be like that.  I really meant it dan, your ability to admit to being an entirely useless lump of rotting rabbit fur is something you should be proud of.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 18th, 2007 11:44pm
I admitted that I made a mistake not offering them to suck me off. I should contribute to this community ... and these folks should experience real cock some day no?
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:46pm
And you are useful since you moderate this shit hole 24/7 while being a parent of two kids? wow! great job asswipe!

you are really FUCKING USEFUL.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:47pm
heh.  thanks.  I must admit, its not always easy. 

the important thing Ive found is to set priorities. 

without a definite list of priorities it is easy to get sidetracked...Ive found if Im not careful I can spend hours at a stretch working without even popping in here to check on things.


I must say though, its really nice to have my efforts recognised.  thanks dan.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 18th, 2007 11:50pm
You're too late, Dan.  I had a real cock this past weekend.

Sorry.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 18th, 2007 11:52pm
Appreciated? I don't give a flying fuck what you do here ... all I am saying is that you are complete failure as a parent because you are here 24/7.

Off yourself ... it's better for your kids to live fatherless than having to live with a numbnuts like you. Seriously.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:53pm
"all I am saying is that you are complete failure as a parent because you are here 24/7. "

oh, I know.  I really feel bad about it. 

everyday I wake up, I login here, and I suffer as I moderate.

thats what I was saying about the recognition being nice (thanks!)...not everyone appreciates that I have sacrificed my relationship, my children and even my job just for the sake of saving you'all from viagra spam.

::sniff::  between you and bluebeard, this has been a hell of a day.

I think Im gonna go masturbate to celebrate.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 18th, 2007 11:56pm
Dana, darling, that was metaphorically speaking. I don't bang girls above 25 years of age. Too loose you know.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 18th, 2007 11:56pm
Hi, Daddy. What's ya doing. Who are these people. Why dont they talk to me too.
Permalink Thing 2 
July 18th, 2007 11:58pm
thats a _dreadful_ impersonation.

Thing 2 talks in 'why' questions, not (or very rarely) 'who' questions.

ya big silly.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 19th, 2007 12:00am
It's not recognition dude ... I am questioning whether you are fit as a father or not. At any case, I think you should down rat poison and finish it off.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 19th, 2007 12:01am
" I am questioning whether you are fit as a father or not."

I know.  ::sniff::  because of the time youve seen me spend on here.

dude, if thats not recognition, I dont know what is.

thanks.  sincerely.

"At any case, I think you should down rat poison and finish it off."

well _thats_ just stupid.  then I wouldn't be able to moderate CoT.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 19th, 2007 12:03am
"well _thats_ just stupid.  then I wouldn't be able to moderate CoT."

There are many stupid idiots like yourself with unlimited time to feel enlightened by deleting/undeleting posts here and talk about different moderation techniques on different forums you morons frequent.

It'll be okay. Kill yourself please. Stick a dynamite up your ass and just fucking die. OLAA (One less American Asswipe) (tm).
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 19th, 2007 12:05am
you know, dan, Im starting to feel as though you are feeling a little hostile toward me.

would you like a hug?
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 19th, 2007 12:50am
Sure! but how tall are you? I don't necessarily want to have your face on my crotch!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 19th, 2007 12:59am
O la la la
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 19th, 2007 5:22am
AG, I thought you were gay? Travel across the partition, do you?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 19th, 2007 7:16am
At this point I would describe myself as bi, or just really open minded.  I finally realized that with women it's pretty much just a physical attraction, but I connect much better with men overall.  Just took a few years to sort this all out.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 19th, 2007 7:25am
May I say thankyou Dan on behalf of all the Palestinian people whose cause has been so much furthered by your reasoned arguments on this particular thread.

'Arsehole!
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
July 19th, 2007 9:53am
He's not the best spokesman, is he? LOL
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 19th, 2007 10:58am
How come Dan is surprised when his stuff gets erased?  Never mind.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
July 19th, 2007 11:07am
I meant 'posts' get erased.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
July 19th, 2007 11:12am
Very strange man. Advocating a cause by confirming its enemies worst fears. Maybe he's actually a Zionist counteragent?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 19th, 2007 11:13am
"May I say thankyou Dan on behalf of all the Palestinian people"

May I say please go fuck yourself Stephen? who the fuck are you to represent Palestinian in the first place? douchebag!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 20th, 2007 12:07am
Do you really think hurling out random racist insults is going to help your political cause one iota?
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
July 20th, 2007 6:28am
Stephen, do you really think he gives 2 shits about Palestinians?

Meir Kahane couldn't have devised a more useful idiot.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 20th, 2007 7:24am
"Do you really think hurling out random racist insults is going to help your political cause one iota?"

Well I am doing my part ... I am supporting boycott Israel campaign financially. What the fuck are you doing? why don't you go back suck Raymond Chan's schlong?
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 20th, 2007 9:00pm
How do you support a boycott Israel campaign financially? I thought the whole point of boycotts was that you didn't buy anything, so you saved money.

My favoourite Israel boycott story was when I was thinking of buying a mobile phone blocker for class. There was an Israeli company that made them, they were used in the Knesset, and the charming lady told me all I had to do to avoid the boycott was to tell them what country I wanted them to ship it from. She insisted they had sold loads to Saudis.

As the only places in Saudi that had them at the time were the mosques, it bought a wry smile to my face thinking of wahabi imams buying Israeli mobile phone blockers so that their sermons against Zionism weren't interrupted by profane ringtones.

Luckily the damm thing was much too expensive for me to have to wrestle with whether cutting out mobile phone rings in class was important enough to compromise my principles.
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
July 21st, 2007 1:11am
"How do you support a boycott Israel campaign financially?"

Campaign needs money Stephen. I am one of the sponsors in Greater Vancouver area.

We also you intimidation tactics which works really really well when you are dealing with small businesses on and around Oak st.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 21st, 2007 1:05pm
we also use not you.
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 21st, 2007 1:06pm

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