Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

can I tell you

just how exhausting lots of sex is?  my HUSBAND says he's starting to get tired.
Permalink the great purple 
July 19th, 2007 8:56am
Maybe you're not doing it right? ;)
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
July 19th, 2007 10:06am
Are you on top, or is he?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 10:29am
And remind him of this period 1-2 years from now :)
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
July 19th, 2007 10:38am
Get some coke, hours of fun
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 19th, 2007 10:48am
Fine, rub it in.  Wish it was a problem I had right now.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 19th, 2007 10:56am
if you're both tired, you ARE doing it right.

as with any new cardio regime, performance improves explosively in the first few weeks.
Permalink Send private email strawdog soubriquet 
July 19th, 2007 11:08am
Now, 'trying to get pregnant', I warned you about this.  Don't over-do it.  If you do, you'll get tired, you won't enjoy it as much, and his sperm count will drop -- you don't want that.

Take a day off to rest from time to time.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 11:11am
tired = bored.

a guy will never tire of interesting sex.
Permalink Kenny 
July 19th, 2007 11:35am
You're not married, are you Kenny?

Because, hard as it may be to believe, once a guy has had about three orgasms in one day, he does lose his interest in sex for awhile.  Some days, one really energetic bout will do it.  This doesn't mean he's "bored", it means he's satisfied.

I'd hate for you to become completely sexually satisfied, conclude you're bored, and end a valuable relationship.  Apparently people do this everyday, and I think it's a huge mistake.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 11:45am
He'll be away this weekend so we will definitely get a break.  I think the basic problem is the length and irregularity of my cycles, and the fact that we're normally once-or-twice-a-week people, not every-day or even every-other-day.
Permalink the great purple 
July 19th, 2007 12:13pm
does he have an identical twin brother?

:)
Permalink Send private email heartsheep 
July 19th, 2007 12:17pm
ha.  It's not just him, I'm tired too.  Normal women would have tested for pregnancy by this point in their cycle (day 38).  I'm pretty sure I'm at least two weeks from the end of the cycle, maybe more, can't tell for sure.
Permalink the great purple 
July 19th, 2007 12:19pm
Just have sex and stop trying to calculate when you should do it, etc.

Unless you've already experienced fertility problems, don't treat it as a project, for god's sake.  This should be a natural process.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 19th, 2007 12:48pm
AG, with me EVERYTHING is a project.

And besides, if we leave it up to nature it could take years.  I only get 6-8 cycles a year.
Permalink the great purple 
July 19th, 2007 1:34pm
purple:  "Honey, we are going to have sex at 11:30PM.  Please be ready and don't masturbate beforehand!"

purple's husband: "Okay."
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 1:38pm
"And here, look at my boobies for 15 minutes or so, to get your sperm count up.  There ya go."
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 1:40pm
great startup idea : alarm clocks that say "wake up - it's SHAG TIME!"
Permalink $-- 
July 19th, 2007 1:43pm
LOL.  How does just looking at boobs improve sperm count?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 1:44pm
lol, it's a bit more spontaneous than that.  and more than once a day is unusual, so I don't think sperm count is an issue.
Permalink the great purple 
July 19th, 2007 1:45pm
Periodic, "unrequieted" arousal tends to get the man's juices prepared for flowing, so to speak.  At least, that's my experience.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 1:53pm
This is true.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 19th, 2007 2:55pm
>>3 times a day

in this case tired = sore and bleeding.
Permalink Kenny 
July 19th, 2007 5:21pm
so weird, having sex for the purpose making babies is such a foreign concept to me.

This whole thread is scary. I am too immature for this.

<earmuffs on>
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 19th, 2007 6:48pm

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