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i broke my chicken fast

i'm eating roast chicken on rye.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 1:10pm
But you know you wanted frie.d
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 19th, 2007 1:17pm
Actually, I have taken a break here and there from my usual clean diet, and eaten things that are fried or with goop on them, and it doesn't end well.  So while my tongue wants it, me body don't.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 1:22pm
Damn, I wouldn't mind some fried chicken.  Go good with that watermelon that needs finishing off in my fridge.  It's ponsit tonight though, which is a special treat.  The "in sickness and in health" clause of the marriage vows have been in play lately, and the wife wanted to do something special since I've had to drop plans a lot lately to take care of her.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 19th, 2007 2:04pm
NOOOoooOOooOo!!!

Another day or two and you would have completely broken the chicken lobby. All the little chicken babies hope you enjoyed that sammich.

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Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 19th, 2007 3:04pm
Sorry, I can't swing the black Cadillac to complete the stereotype trifecta.  Best I could do is a second-hand purple Cadillac that I could probably borrow from my sister.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 19th, 2007 3:07pm
there's nothing like a fried chicken sandwich made from the well-tenderized breast of the loser of a cockfight.
Permalink heartsheep 
July 19th, 2007 3:09pm
Oh. Muppet was shooting the race thing about black people eating fried chicken. 

I missed that entirely.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 3:13pm
lol heartsheep.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 3:13pm
Actually, no, cock-fight chickens are all roosters.  And they're not raised to be tender, they're raised to be strong.  I think most rooster meat is quite stringy and tough, actually.

I actually went to a cock-fight chicken farm just outside Vienna Virginia with my uncle once.  He was trying to buy a few chickens to raise as pets, and get eggs from (and save from being killed as they weren't male).  They had the rooster's pegged out in the yard, each one tied with string so he had about a 3' circle, but couldn't reach the next rooster's circle next door.

The other problem with roosters, of course, is the crowing.  It's loud, it's early in the morning, and it's VERY repetitive.  My Grandmother in San Antonio, Texas, had a next door neighbor with a rooster.  Extremely annoying.  Most non-rural areas have ordinances preventing owning a rooster.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 3:15pm
It's just good she broke it fast. Some people here are vehemently opposed to breaking them slowly.
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 19th, 2007 3:24pm
Doesn't take long to break a chicken.
Permalink Aaron 
July 19th, 2007 4:08pm
Depends on how you do it.  Slow, and messy?  Or fast.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 19th, 2007 4:24pm
ok, I give up. 3 hours of this is all I can take.

I'll spill the beans.
Permalink chicken 
July 19th, 2007 4:29pm
The Jewish religion practically requires chicken to be served.

B"H, it's a Kosher bird!
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 19th, 2007 9:06pm

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