Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Is there a Jon Stewart clip

of him making fun of the surgeon general?  I saw a re-run or something of Stewart showing two pipes fitting together, only one of the pipes had two openings--and thus the gay funny ha-ha joke "aahhh. What shall we do with the other hole?"

This was in response to the surgeon general on homosexual sex:

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=1915

"In fact, the logical complementarity of the human sexes has been so recognized in our culture that it has entered our vocabulary in the form of naming various pipe fittings either the male fitting or the female fitting depending upon which one interlocks within the other."
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 6:11pm
OK, he's saying anal sex has health risks associated with it, and he's right.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 19th, 2007 6:21pm
As far as I know, so does regular sex.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 19th, 2007 6:28pm
No way - normal, heterosexual relations between consenting adults is the most beautiful, natural thing money can buy.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 19th, 2007 7:03pm
Dolphins are not interested in gay sex. They think it's gross. Me, I'm all open minded to sticking penises in filthy disease ridden shit-chutes, but the dolphins, I think they are bigoted.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 19th, 2007 7:24pm
jon stewart makes the devastatingly simple point that gay sex is not necessarily about people putting their penis''s up other peoples bottoms...and that putting your penis up other peoples bottoms is not necessarily about gay sex.

if you _really_ believe that specific act is unhealthy and unclean, maybe you _should_ be agitating to ban that _specific_ act....but in that case the whole gay thing is rather orthogonal to the point.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 19th, 2007 8:24pm
Don't be a fucking retard. Note my first statement here:

"he's saying anal sex has health risks associated with it, and he's right."

That's my position. The dolphin shit is just because I am tired of hearing bullshit.

Penis in butt has a much higher rate of virus transmission than any other sex vector other than vampirism.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 19th, 2007 8:37pm
"he's saying anal sex has health risks associated with it, and he's right."

well, yes.  but that isn't _all_ he is saying.

a report is all about gathering facts and then putting them into context.

its all very well to point out that he mentioned some specific facts that are correct, but then to overlook the fact that he is using them without the context that should be associated with them.

gay sex is not about anal penetration.  anal penetration is not about gay sex.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 19th, 2007 9:01pm
I've got nothing to add.
Permalink Michael B 
July 21st, 2007 2:09pm

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