Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

worlds most perfect sex toy

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife


within 10 seconds?  It can take me hours of painstaking effort to have a similar effect.

Ive been made redundant.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
July 21st, 2007 4:15am
That doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I wonder if it could cause damage.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 21st, 2007 4:28am
I'm struggling to believe the story of how she invented it.
Permalink s 
July 21st, 2007 4:40am
That took a double take.

"The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex"

Okaaay.... you are thinking of the other meaning of 'carpets'. SHe was talking about the musty shag rug.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 21st, 2007 4:42am
<sniff> I can do the real rock and roll, but now I've been abandoned for that noisy little sucker. It's so unfair.
Permalink the washing machine 
July 21st, 2007 5:01am
I'm struggling with how anyone can not have sex for 15 years.

Just shoot me in the head.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 21st, 2007 5:44am
I saw the article somewhere else with a photo. That did shed some light on why.

It also makes the "I came in 10 seconds" claim a bit less special.
Permalink $-- 
July 21st, 2007 6:10am
Darn you, now you got me looking on google.

No photos of her. Only personal stuff is in 1996 her neighbor complained at a city council meeting that a bale of hay she had bought was attracting insects to the neighborhood. An investigation was launched and no straw or hay was found.

Utah... must be mormon, right?
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 21st, 2007 6:17am
"worlds most perfect sex toy"

but does it turn in to a six pack at midnight?

I guess you could probably fit a couple ounces of bartles and james or boones farms wine in the shaft for later.

Wow, can I get in on the IPO?
Permalink Send private email arg! 
July 21st, 2007 8:10pm
Now, that's a blow job.
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 21st, 2007 8:14pm
Well, sure, if you go without sex for 15 years, and use this sex toy, YOU can have an orgasm in 10 seconds too.  You'll have to wait another 15 years for a 10 second orgasm, though.

Besides, I thought women went for quality, not time.  It's MEN who want an orgasm in 10 seconds.  Well, actually, a 10 second orgasm would be considered premature...
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 23rd, 2007 9:50am
> That took a double take.

One on each end?
Permalink man on the stair 
July 23rd, 2007 11:03am

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