http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife


within 10 seconds?  It can take me hours of painstaking effort to have a similar effect.

Ive been made redundant.

That doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I wonder if it could cause damage.

I'm struggling to believe the story of how she invented it.

That took a double take.

"The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex"

Okaaay.... you are thinking of the other meaning of 'carpets'. SHe was talking about the musty shag rug.

<sniff> I can do the real rock and roll, but now I've been abandoned for that noisy little sucker. It's so unfair.

I'm struggling with how anyone can not have sex for 15 years.

Just shoot me in the head.

I saw the article somewhere else with a photo. That did shed some light on why.

It also makes the "I came in 10 seconds" claim a bit less special.

Darn you, now you got me looking on google.

No photos of her. Only personal stuff is in 1996 her neighbor complained at a city council meeting that a bale of hay she had bought was attracting insects to the neighborhood. An investigation was launched and no straw or hay was found.

Utah... must be mormon, right?

"worlds most perfect sex toy"

but does it turn in to a six pack at midnight?

I guess you could probably fit a couple ounces of bartles and james or boones farms wine in the shaft for later.

Wow, can I get in on the IPO?

Now, that's a blow job.

Well, sure, if you go without sex for 15 years, and use this sex toy, YOU can have an orgasm in 10 seconds too.  You'll have to wait another 15 years for a 10 second orgasm, though.

Besides, I thought women went for quality, not time.  It's MEN who want an orgasm in 10 seconds.  Well, actually, a 10 second orgasm would be considered premature...

> That took a double take.

One on each end?