I think if US attacked Iran, Iranians
should completely falaten Tel Aviv. Even though Israel has sophisticated anti missile system but surely they won't be able to defend themselves if Iranians launched a few hundred long range Shahab III.
Israelis are pussies. Olmert would personally fellate Ahmadnijad to avoid this.
July 22nd, 2007 1:22am
July 22nd, 2007 1:30am
I thought you meant Olmert would flatten the Iranian guy...
July 22nd, 2007 1:34am
No Olmert would suck him off.
July 22nd, 2007 1:35am
It's a good scenario ... think about Iranians are forced to giving up nuclear energy. Hamas can strike massively while Israelis limbs are being bagged in Tel Aviv.
USA! USA! USA!
July 22nd, 2007 1:37am
Let's get the hard questions out of the way first, Dan. Who do you like? Name one country on the planet that you actually like, or at least don't dislike enough to actively hate. Or is it simply a case of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend?"
I think that he's an Israeli agent. Am Yisrael Chai!
July 22nd, 2007 6:50am
By the same logic, if China were to attack Tibet, then Pakistan should annihilate Mexico. Perfect logic, Dan.
July 22nd, 2007 1:59pm
Tibet and Mexico are long standing allies?
July 22nd, 2007 2:03pm
As I said it is high time for the world to deal with the scumbags who has occupied Palestine.
July 22nd, 2007 2:30pm
>Tibet and Mexico are long standing allies?
They both have mountains and dirt. Obvious grounds for an alliance. wink wink.
July 22nd, 2007 4:02pm
is falaten anything like falafel?
they should open food joints all over? Plan, Dan!
July 22nd, 2007 6:27pm
> Tibet and Mexico are long standing allies?
Yes, it is a secret alliance, but one well known to those of us who are, well, in the know.
The Tibetans send covert cadres of kung fu Monks to Mexico, and Mexico responds with fajitas. Or falates. Something like that, anyway.
And don't get me started on the secret mission of the boy scouts and their links to the masons. I know, this may sounds unbelievable, I mean, what legitimate reason does an organisation that lives in tents have for a bunch of guys who build things out of stone? You see! It is obvious when you think about it!!!11
paranoid on the stair
July 23rd, 2007 5:08am