Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

I would like to apologize

To the office for stinking the place up.

Once again, I wanted to wear these nice slacks, pressed and everything.  But apparently they werent as clean as I thought.  To make matters worse, I sprayed them with the worst cologne in the planet (PS, Paul S).  So, basically I smell bad, I cant even stand myself.  I think I need to work outside today.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 23rd, 2007 1:11pm
But it is great to work with foreign workers, who lets just say don't put as much into smell as others.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 23rd, 2007 1:12pm
Quote: Once again, I wanted to wear these nice slacks, pressed and everything.  But apparently they werent as clean as I thought.

Do you shit your pants or something? Piss just a little in your pants? I could wear the same pants for a week straight and they still wouldn't have an odor.

Or are you subtly saying that you haven't changed your smelly underwear? Few things are as bad as the obvious smell of ass.
Permalink ,..., 
July 23rd, 2007 1:17pm
No, it is definately a sweat smell.  A sweat smell, like I ran a marathon the other day.  Plus, I decided to mix with the funk cologne so it is weird odor of sweat and cheap cologne.

You ever have close that you can wear over and over and over again and them not wear down or gather funk.  These are not them.

(Actually, my old navy/dockers do well in this regard)
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 23rd, 2007 1:22pm
Geez, I just had lunch!  Blech.

You should check your pants for "fragrance" in the morning before putting them on.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 23rd, 2007 1:24pm
Whatever you do, don't drench yourself in an odiferous boy-fragrance like Lynx.

One of our kids came in the other day with some hairgel so bad we had the doors open for an hour. In winter.

I swear that stuff is designed to announce that the person concerned is unattached - no partner would allow it.
Permalink trollop 
July 23rd, 2007 7:56pm

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