Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Oooh hot!

(And I don't mean the soufflé)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQuRfabPjbM
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 24th, 2007 12:06am
I'm dying to get in there.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 24th, 2007 12:15am
She's a babe.
Permalink Aaron 
July 24th, 2007 12:24am
sexy mouth, and the kind of voice that you just want to hear saying something absolutely filthy in your ear ...

anyone else spot the Amy WInehouse music in the backgound?
Permalink $-- 
July 24th, 2007 1:22am
"have sex ... I don't know what you do in your 6 minutes ..."
Permalink $-- 
July 24th, 2007 1:23am
I think she was talking to Gordan at that point, she probably saw his hard on for her :p
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 24th, 2007 3:11am
yes, winehouse, you know i'm no good.

they lay on the sexual undertones a bit too thick. chocolate is already sexy. she need not have said 'have sex in your 6 minutes' when her come hither facial expression was enough. surely, the ironic line is "you don't want to get too enthusiastic mixing in the foamy whites" while giving an all too knowing look at the camera.

the whole thing is shot in perfect food porn style too. lots of close ups, lots of textures, lots of dribbly creamy liquids, very short depth of field, vibrant accessory colors, "choppy".

I dunno, I was waiting for my cupcakes yesterday at the baker's and the have a flat screen TV with the Food Network on, and the brunnette cook on the show was ooing and aahing so overwhelmingly I wanted to cover up the ears of the schoolkids who popped in for a cookie.
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 24th, 2007 9:57am
yeah, it's a bit overdone. sometimes I long for a return to the days of understated sexuality, when every other floozy wasn't forever hoisting her cantilevered titties in yer face.

I mean, anyone would think us blokes were mere sexual robots that can be reduced to pavlovian dribbling at the mere sight or smell of quivering she-flesh.

soddit, i'm off to see meena at the thai massage joint for some r&r.
Permalink $-- 
July 24th, 2007 11:04am
The mole should be just above her lip, however.  Doesn't do it for me when it is on the nose or chin.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 24th, 2007 1:48pm
Moles usually annoy me on celebrities (i.e., Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Redford).  For god's sake, get them removed.  You're on camera!

Funny story ... a few years ago I had a couple of moles removed from my face.  The doctor stitched up the sites with little bits of black thread, which were covered with skin-colored bandaids which only partially hid the black color.  I had to walk around like this for a week before the stiches were removed (and they drove me so crazy I nearly removed them myself).

Anyway, I was a bit self-conscious, but my friends and coworkers repeatedly assured me that you could barely see the ugly black stitches.  I didn't believe them for a minute. 

The family next door had a kid who was a bit on the slow side.  I came home one day, and from across the yard (at least 15 meters), little Eric shouted, "Hey, Dana, what happened to your face?"

Friends.  They lie!
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 24th, 2007 1:53pm
ah, thank god for meena. who says the best things in life are free ....
Permalink $-- 
July 24th, 2007 2:28pm
It wouldn't be a chocolate recipe without the mole though.
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 24th, 2007 2:30pm
"Friends.  They lie!"

People lie. Except for kids.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 24th, 2007 5:01pm
Okay, maybe kids too.  But they are honest more often.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 24th, 2007 5:02pm
Did you mean it wouldn't be mole without the chocolate and hot chili peppers?
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 24th, 2007 7:58pm

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