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Golf Joke

So I've been getting into it lately... Had to pick up some humor for the course.

This nun comes into confession one day and tells the father, 'I sinned yesterday, father. I said a curse word.'

The father says, 'Go on, child. How did this happen?'

'Well, father, I went to play golf yesterday and on the very first hole I hit what would have been a wonderful drive. It probably would've gone over 250 yards had it not clipped an overhanging power line and fallen straight to the ground.'

'Oh, I see', said the father. 'Was this when you cursed?'

'No, father. Right after that happened a little squirrel ran out, grabbed my ball and scurried towards the woods with it...'

The father interrupted, 'Well, I can certainly understand why that could upset you.'

'Well, father, it wasn't this even. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel just before it made the woods.'

The father, now more amazed with the story says, 'Ahhh, well that is quite a story to get excited about. So this is what caused you to curse?'

'No father. You see, just as the eagle was crossing over the green, a bolt of lightning struck it down. It dropped the squirrel, the squirrel dropped my ball, and the ball landed two feet from the hole!'

The father nodded... 'You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?'
Permalink Send private email JoC 
July 24th, 2007 11:50am
lol.  i'm using that one with my golf buddies.
Permalink Kenny 
July 24th, 2007 12:04pm
American salesman visits Japan.

Meets some Japanese clients, forms a bond, gets drunk, has a great time, goes to Geisha bar. 

That night, he is fucking the Geisha.  Wild sex. She is bouncing around like crazy.  He is having a great time.  During one session the Geisha starts to shout "Shin Wa! Shin Wa!", and he thinks that this means she must be having a great time.

Next morning he goes to play golf with the Japanese clients including the boss of the company.  Beautiful golf course, wonderful day, warm but fresh breeze.  With his first drive, he hits a hole in one!

The salesman shouts "Shin Wa!"

The Japanese boss replies in perfect English "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
Permalink s 
July 24th, 2007 12:34pm
Not to nitpick, but ...

Geisha are not prostitutes.  They are skilled artists who undergo years of training to entertain men with music and humor.

It is unlikely that you would have the opportunity to have sex with a real geisha after simply meeting her at a bar.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 24th, 2007 12:50pm
But the joke was pretty funny anyway.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 24th, 2007 12:50pm
Okay "onsen geisha". Does that make it funnier?
Permalink s 
July 24th, 2007 12:54pm
switch "geisha" with "hostess".
Permalink Kenny 
July 24th, 2007 1:43pm

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