Britney's latest impersonations of a crazy person:

"During the shoot, the 25-year-old mother-of-two was said to be "completely out of it", and the resulting pictures are "so bad" that publishing them could "kill her career".

At one stage Britney's eyes allegedly rolled back in her head and she was said to have looked "half dead".

Her mood was described as extremely erratic, with one source revealing she took frequent bathroom breaks and each time she returned her mood had changed.

She was also allegedly severely paranoid during the entire interview, and at one point she believed the ceiling was about to cave in.

During the shoot, Britney ordered fried chicken, and when she had finished eating it she reportedly wiped her hands on a Gucci dress worth several thousand dollars, staining it with grease."

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2152637,00.html

Because we don't have a word for schadenfreude I'm not enjoying watching her auger into the ground.

poor bitch. that's some sad shit going on right there.

"Because we don't have a word for schadenfreude"

We do now.

That article seems like a load of BS.
Cleaning up dog shit with a channel dress?  Why would a rich spoiled brat clean up dog shit?  She would just ignore it and let someone else do it.

>But now magazine executives are deciding whether to go ahead with the exclusive as it happened or protect the pop star with a heavily edited version.

Geee, I wonder what they're going to do...hrmmm...

"Oh man! We can DESTROY her with this stuff, selling a boatload of magazines in the process KICK ASS! Call up all the gossip relays and tell them that we're morally conflicted about whether to protect her, or to feed her to wolves. Sales are going to be awesome when we dish the dirt!"

I listen to an "Adult top 40" station in the morning, and occasionally they do their entertainment reports. Hearing them soberly relay the nonsense about the magazine contemplating whether to protect Britney amazes me. How gullible.

I don't think it's BS. Britney really is messed up. I do feel bad for her because she has tried to be a decent person in the past and her handlers have driven her into madness. Remember when she married her high school sweetheart, and they had a meeting and decided this would not do, she needed an annulment and if she was going to get married it needed to be to someone edgier, in order to further her career? Well she listened to them and she should not have.

"Handlers" belong on the Golgafrincham B Ark, with record executives, movie producers, and the RIAA.

Yes. Britney's got some real choreography and dancing skills so I respect her as an artist there. But the handlers would be best sent on that B ark.

Here's a MUCH better writeup:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19956262/

See, without handlers Britney never would've been told she was a pop icon and she could've had a happy life as a backup dancer for Christina Aguilera.