Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Funny one on lohan

http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2007/07/24/bar-shut-down-at-promises-rehab-after-lohan-arrest/

“I’m really upset with how Lindsay has conducted herself with this latest arrest,” said Brookes. “We have two intense classes at our rehab facility that teaches our patients techniques on how to walk a straight line and touch their noses while drunk. It’s very embarassing to see one of our ex-patients perform so poorly after being arrested for drunk driving.”
Permalink son of parnas 
July 25th, 2007 11:01am
Wow, by rehab they appear to mean "teaching you how to be a better drunk."

Guess it's more fun than actually getting clean and learning how to stay that way.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 25th, 2007 11:14am
The rich can always afford test prep classes it seems.
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 25th, 2007 11:14am
That's gotta be an Onion story...  Is there really a rehab program where serving a drunk more booze makes sense?  Especially when they make special drinks consisting of vodka, pure alcohol, and more vodka.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 25th, 2007 11:21am
http://www.egotastic.com/

As of today (7/25 | 25/7) the first two stories in juxtaposition are priceless.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 25th, 2007 11:29am
It's an onion like site, although not quite as over the top.  Check the ad on the front page for Shaq's Big Challenge.  That's funny.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 25th, 2007 11:33am
Sure sounds like Onion, but I believe it if it is true.
Permalink Practical Economist 
July 25th, 2007 11:46am
This bit of the police report particularly caught my attention:

"When taken to the police station...officers found [cocaine] in Lohan's possession. Lohan was charged with...bringing a controlled substance into a jail facility"

WTF?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 25th, 2007 11:46am
egotastic is great - lots of cleavage pictures, especially Jessica Alba.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 25th, 2007 11:47am
Yeah, bon - that's a pretty bogus charge. What's she supposed to do - "Hold on, let me dump my stash"?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 25th, 2007 11:49am
They brought her into the police station before they searched her?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 25th, 2007 11:56am
> Sure sounds like Onion, but I believe it if it is true.

Silly me, I didn't even think to question it. It seemed so plausible.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 25th, 2007 12:21pm
Talking head on TV this morning was speculating how this arrest could affect Lindsey's career.

From what I can tell, her career *consists* of getting arrested.
Permalink Send private email xampl 
July 25th, 2007 1:18pm
The egotastic contrast with Anne Hathaway was a nice reminder that there are young actresses with class.  Also, that Anne Hathaway is still a stunner.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 25th, 2007 4:32pm
You know the uplifiting thing about this is that there seems to be no room for Ms Becks in this trashesty of an industry:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/la-perfect-spot-for-posh/2007/07/24/1185043119603.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
Permalink trollop 
July 25th, 2007 8:40pm

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