The US is the leader of the "free" world right now. And Russia is the Leader of the US.

Bills increasing, not income

Sigh.  IRS is after me because they say I received $2100 unreported income from 2005.

I just want to run away right now.

Shittiest day on record since 2005.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 8:46pm
All you need is an AK47, some ammo, cans of pinto beans and a  lawn chair.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 25th, 2007 9:18pm
What would I need the beans for?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:20pm
So you owe them what... $800 plus penalties & interest?  Probably like $2,000 since it's from 2005?

Crap.  How did they find it?

They got a 1099 and you didn't?
Permalink Michael B 
July 25th, 2007 9:29pm
I have no idea.  Who knows.  I got an extra distribution from my boss back then for performance and I put some in 401k, some in my paycheck, but I thought for sure it was taxed properly and on my W-2.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:31pm
Yes, and it is about $800.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:31pm
I'm wallowing in the racist humor of Lisa Lampanelli DVD right now.

"You ain't black.  You so black, you BLURPLE, bitches!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:32pm
"I have blown more black guys than Hurrican Katrina!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:33pm
There's is no number of dicks I wouldn't suck to make sure the IRS got paid.  They're worse than the mob.
Permalink Michael B 
July 25th, 2007 9:36pm
"I dated a guy half black, half Indian.  Not SLURPEE Indian.  CASEEEENOOOOO INDIAN!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:36pm
Fascinating!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 26th, 2007 12:24am
> What would I need the beans for?

So that when you attach all the helium filled ballons to your lawn chair, you won't be directionless.

Hmm. Maybe I should patent this.
Permalink man on the stair 
July 26th, 2007 5:19am

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