Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Bills increasing, not income

Sigh.  IRS is after me because they say I received $2100 unreported income from 2005.

I just want to run away right now.

Shittiest day on record since 2005.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 8:46pm
All you need is an AK47, some ammo, cans of pinto beans and a  lawn chair.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
July 25th, 2007 9:18pm
What would I need the beans for?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:20pm
So you owe them what... $800 plus penalties & interest?  Probably like $2,000 since it's from 2005?

Crap.  How did they find it?

They got a 1099 and you didn't?
Permalink Michael B 
July 25th, 2007 9:29pm
I have no idea.  Who knows.  I got an extra distribution from my boss back then for performance and I put some in 401k, some in my paycheck, but I thought for sure it was taxed properly and on my W-2.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:31pm
Yes, and it is about $800.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:31pm
I'm wallowing in the racist humor of Lisa Lampanelli DVD right now.

"You ain't black.  You so black, you BLURPLE, bitches!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:32pm
"I have blown more black guys than Hurrican Katrina!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:33pm
There's is no number of dicks I wouldn't suck to make sure the IRS got paid.  They're worse than the mob.
Permalink Michael B 
July 25th, 2007 9:36pm
"I dated a guy half black, half Indian.  Not SLURPEE Indian.  CASEEEENOOOOO INDIAN!"
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 25th, 2007 9:36pm
Fascinating!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 26th, 2007 12:24am
> What would I need the beans for?

So that when you attach all the helium filled ballons to your lawn chair, you won't be directionless.

Hmm. Maybe I should patent this.
Permalink man on the stair 
July 26th, 2007 5:19am

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