"Haha great dinner."

Me:  "yeah..."

"Zat yogurt for you, popcorn for THE KIDS???"


Me: "...I don't ha..."

I look around to see what looks like a 7 foot tall lobster faced Shrek look-alike with spiked blonde hair, head as big as a watermelon, body almost as wide as a two-ton truck.

Me: "...oh yeah, the yogurt is for the new one, the popcorn split between the other six."

LOL.

Tangentially:  I eat popcorn when I'm upset.

I bet you puts lotsa butter on it?

Nope.  No butter.