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Well, I just choked down a vanilla milkshake

At least the cold made it more tolerable.

It tasted like antifreeze, though.  Benzocaine apparently SERIOUSLY fucks with your ability to taste shit.  I've been taking Cepacol lozenges all day and even THEY don't taste right anymore.
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July 26th, 2007 1:53pm
Where was the milkshake from?
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 26th, 2007 2:16pm
Friendly's across the street.  Normally Fribbles are pretty tolerable.
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July 26th, 2007 2:26pm
Oh, excellent.  I was so afraid you meant a Micky D's milkshake -- which is so synthetic I think it's mostly hydrocarbons.

Of course, all food is really made from hydrocarbons (that's what "Organic Chemistry" means, right?) but the Friendly's stuff is at LEAST made from honest-to-goodness Ice Cream made with honest-to-goodness milk from honest to goodness cows.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 26th, 2007 2:39pm
Vanilla milkshake? Is that some kind of euphemism?
Permalink man on the stair 
July 26th, 2007 3:07pm
Damn.  You beat me to it, man on stair.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 26th, 2007 3:15pm
Such a shame since lame innuendo is really all you have to offer lately.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
July 26th, 2007 3:15pm
Funnier than your standard bullshit tho
Permalink what are you reading for? 
July 26th, 2007 3:42pm
What happened to the Atkins?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 26th, 2007 10:09pm
> You beat me to it, man on stair

If madam wishes I may be persuaded. Cane, or whip?
Permalink man on the stair 
July 27th, 2007 6:06am

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