The intro soft pron made me happy.

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

funky.  if you mouse over the faces they change and give you a happy, inquisitive look.

I swear, some of the women were flirting with me.


you know what would improve the early lineup of clean bottoms though?  some 'before' shots...you know, dangling dags, lose bits of toilet paper...

This was the most bizarre link I've ever seen. Some weird weird weird tushy cult...

that old dude 2nd to the right gives the black chick on the far right a smarmy look 2-3 sentences in to the intro that made me uncomfortable once I found out we were dealing with the issue of poo and toilets.

No need to show me their butts, closely followed by a face closeup either.

fuck it man, that whole website made me uncomfortable.

I'm totally buying three of them.

It actually looks like it would be great for babies.

Figures, it's from Japan.

Okay, that was very odd.  Makes me think the Internet is a wonderful thing, though.  I can just imagine what a TV commercial -- or better yet, an INFOMERCIAL about that would be like.  <Shudder>

I cant stop mousing over their faces.


I think Im getting aroused.

after close inspection, black chick on the far right has  the hottest ass.

definitely.  nicest facial expressions as well.  see how she closes her eyes when she laughs?  mmm...I could suck those eyeballs clean out of her sockets....

Bwaaahaaaahaaa!  You know I would always push the "oscillating" option!

RFLMAO.  All that happiness about washing your ASS.

That's really cool. Is it a bidet? I like how the redhead is looking all aroused when she describes that it is 'pulsating and oscillating'.

"what was once a normal task is turned into an opportunity..."

I am SO using that in a sales pitch sometime, while being quietly happy I'm using a phrase I picked up from a site about scrubbing shit off your ass...

At the local fair (PNE) they used to have a booth with a guy selling the same thing.  Theirs were called "Bio-Bidet" and they came with a range of features - some had dryers, some didn't, some had adjustable temperatures, etc.  They're obviously all made by the same manufacturer, since the ones sold here also had the "soft-close" seat, the self-cleaning action, and so on.  We've never installed it, but we bought one a couple years ago.

And for those too lazy (or worried) to click the link, it's basically a high-tech toilet seat with a water connection, that turns your toilet into a toilet-plus-bidet.

WITH a seat-warmer, a retracting and self-cleaning spray nozzle, and a warm fan to dry your butt.

And a remote-control you stick to the wall with buttons to tell it if you want a man-cleaning, a woman-cleaning, or whatever.

> a woman-cleaning,

haha. wow, that's innocuous looking but graphic detail.

Hold on - what happens if a guy pushes the "remove tampon" button?