http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs.html


Brilliant and hilarious blog by a woman working in a video store.  There's a lot to read but none of it is boring.

A sample:


"That six videos in a day thing used to astonish me - it seemed superhuman - but then I got clued into the fact that a lot of the heavy renters are doing a lot of fast-forwarding. They have to burn a lot of video to get to what they want.

At least I hope to God that's what they're doing. How could you spend twelve hours a day masturbating? Wouldn't you get bored? Would calluses eventually become a problem? Some of our six-a-day customers, obviously, are just pirating our tapes, but not all of them. I know. Trust me.

I don't know why five or six videos a day creep me out but not, say, three. Why should six solid hours a day of masturbation be a reasonable amount of time? I have no idea. It's something internal that I can't seem to logic away: I have no problem with three or four hardcore pornographic videos a day, but five or six is excessive. Perhaps I shouldn't have children."

I shouldn't be annoyed that someone is posting something from 2002 that I read sometime since then.  I mean, you can't expect read everything on the net since the dawn of the web!  Furthermore, there might many people here haven't yet heard of the True Porn Clerk Stories. 

And yet,

I'm still annoyed.

If you liked "True Porn Clerk Stories" and are looking for something less NSFW, check out:

http://www.actsofgord.com/

I agree. 6 does break some sort of hidden universal law of decorum.

Whereas 5 is still in the 'normal'? Porn video, I get bored just by looking at the cove images. Luckily enough, my body reflexes are not so numbed down yet ;)

I think it's cause you're kinda a dick Wayne.