Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Request For Bids:  CoT community island paradise

http://cgi.ebay.com/FIDSCHI-INSEL-90-Hektar-Blue-Lagoon-Island-Resort_W0QQitemZ140123811370QQihZ004QQcategoryZ66406QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


ok, so Im thinking that if we all put in around $1000000USD each we should be able to purchase this island and have it to enjoy for ourselves and future CoT generations.


so, who is in?
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:19pm
I have my own island already, thanks.
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 29th, 2007 4:22pm
Check your paypal account. You should be able to see an extra mil in there as of a few minutes ago. I know it's hard to notice amidst all the other millions in there, but check the register carefully.
Permalink pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:22pm
paypal sent.  let me know the move date.
Permalink Oppenheimer 
July 29th, 2007 4:24pm
wow, bluebeard.  Ive always thought of you as a stand up guy, I have to say Im disappointed by your lack of team spirit.

great, PMO.  Ive just received the email now.  Ill put your nick on the list of people who will receive special island treatment..
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:24pm
Wait, it is listing at 341k USD, and wSV wants us to kick in 1M each?

Something doesn't add up here...
Permalink Aaron 
July 29th, 2007 4:27pm
"paypal sent"

yep, and received.  ok..things are rolling nicely now...we still need some more takers though..


just to sweeten the pot Ill remind everyone that those who actually contribute their $1000000USD will be receiving special island benefits....and first dibs on each months imports*



* buff island men, big breasted island women and top quality coconuts
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:27pm
" it is listing at 341k USD, and wSV wants us to kick in 1M each? "

use your head aaron, we need to invest in the infrastructure as well.  whats the point of having an island paradise if there is no internet available?


Im already searching ebay for a communications satellite..
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:28pm
Will there be any girls there? I don't like girls, they are kinda skivvy.
Permalink pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:28pm
Do we get our own midget chef and gofer?

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1059/9737-0003.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0077008&seq=2
Permalink Send private email xampl 
July 29th, 2007 4:30pm
yes.  yes we do.
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:32pm
"Will there be any girls there? I don't like girls, they are kinda skivvy."

hmm....in that case I dont think you will be entirely comfortable on the CoT island.

thanks for the contribution though.  future generations of CoT abusers will worship you as a god.
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:34pm
Oh come on, wSV, you think I want to *share* an island with other humans?
Permalink Aaron 
July 29th, 2007 4:34pm
If wSV will just post his address, I'll send my cheque.  Is there any problem with that?
Permalink Send private email Ward 
July 29th, 2007 4:36pm
ok. everyone pony up another million so aaron can have his own island.
Permalink Oppenheimer 
July 29th, 2007 4:37pm
huh? who said anything about shar....uhhh....I mean, Im sure we can work something out aaron.

just send me your contribution and we can talk things over. 

one possible solution would be a time share arrangement...each contributor can spend a % of their time alone on the island...


anyway, details later, now is the time for gathering contributions.

speaking of which....aaron?
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:37pm
aaron hasn't chipped in yet?  he's here sharing opinion far and wide about the management of the place, but we haven't seen his mill yet?  bs. man, send it along.
Permalink Oppenheimer 
July 29th, 2007 4:38pm
"If wSV will just post his address,"

yeah, hey!  thanks for that btw.  you really went above and beyond in your efforts to turn a sodding great coincidence followed by a simple misunderstanding into a real problem.

remind me to screw you over as effectively next time I get a chance.


anyway, Ive thought of a name of the resort:

"No Wards Resort"
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:40pm
"aaron hasn't chipped in yet?  he's here sharing opinion far and wide about the management of the place, but we haven't seen his mill yet?  bs. man, send it along."


well said.


whats it to be aaron?
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:41pm
no chicks, no bucks. wsv, I demand that you reimburse me my million. I have provided paypal email. If I do not see my million back in my account by 6am EST, you will be visited by my ogre henchmen.
Permalink Send private email pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:46pm
you have ogre henchmen?  damn.
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:48pm
this thing seems to be losing momentum. I'd like my cash back too. same terms.
Permalink Oppenheimer 
July 29th, 2007 4:49pm
yes, you will know him by the mole on his left cheek. do not give the money to any other ogre that may visit you. these are impostors and sycophants.
Permalink Send private email pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:50pm
look guys, Im perfectly happy to send you'all a refund, no worries.

Im concerned about paypal fraud and online security so Im going to send the refund by snailmail in cheque form.

Ill send tomorrow at the latest, I promise.
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
July 29th, 2007 4:54pm
ps, for your pleasures, the mole in on facial cheek not glutemal cheek. no need to examine ogre nether regions, you will be pleased. unless such examinations please you, for that an additional charge, but please negotiate amongst yourselves, for me, only a 10% finder's fee.

but please pony up forthrightly, and all will be forgiven and we will both live prosperfully.

thanks you.
Permalink Send private email pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:55pm
What, wSV, you didn't get it?  You'd better re-send your email address, just in case.
Permalink Aaron 
July 29th, 2007 4:55pm
well, okay, snailmail is acceptable. but be knowing that my ogre henchman will accommodate you to the post office as per our mutual agreement forsowith and insure quick and diligent delivery of said monies to appropriate receptables.
Permalink Send private email pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 4:59pm
>...it is listing at 341k USD, and wSV wants us to kick in 1M each?

You might want to read the weasel words at the bottom again:

>Ganz wichting der Verkaufspreis der Insel beträgt EUR 25.000.000,00 und nicht EUR 250.000,00 der Richtige Betrag läst sich leider in der ebay Maske nicht eingeben.

They're saying that the ~real~ price is 25 million euros, as ebay's input screen won't allow numbers that high. The price seemed awfully low for a hotel/island complex.
Permalink Peter 
July 30th, 2007 10:07am

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